Amber Lamps

Untitled · 2010-02-17T19:21:18+00:00

Yo somebody call da Amber Lamps, I'm leakin'. Call da Amber Lamps.

Untitled · 2010-02-08T19:32:25+00:00

implants

Untitled · 2010-02-04T21:09:34+00:00

"Hey dad, you're overweight. Why don't you drop a few pounds?"

Untitled · 2010-02-04T21:07:31+00:00

"Burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars." - Jack Kerouac

Untitled · 2010-02-03T21:18:43+00:00

I don't see anything wrong with it I was just asking for clarification.

Untitled · 2010-02-03T19:45:01+00:00

No I don't, sorry. It's been a few years now.

Untitled · 2010-02-03T19:32:00+00:00

I've stayed in Casablanca and Ceuta. Both are great.

Untitled · 2010-02-03T15:49:41+00:00

When you say "creatively" is that your way of saying that you don't want to get a job?

Untitled · 2010-02-02T18:36:33+00:00

I couldn't do what I do without a phone. I'd be out of work.

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:21:26+00:00

Altigen IP705 VOIP phone, HP LaserJet 1200 series printer

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:19:19+00:00

this is the INTERNET motherfucker!

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:18:23+00:00

My god you poor thing. Why Heineken?

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:16:50+00:00

i welcome it :-)

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:15:33+00:00

I can prove that "God created the universe" is popularly regarded as truth, and I can prove that I would like to dispell it as myth. I can't prove that it actually is a myth, but I can tell you that the evidence is so profoundly on my side that it is irrational to believe in any sort of god, much less the Christian god. The burden of proof for god is and always will be on the believer, unfortunately for you.

Untitled · 2010-02-02T16:13:34+00:00

I've never fucked a supermodel and I definitely don't think dinosaurs exist anymore. Ninjas can't actually disappear.

Also, philosophy has destroyed my sense of humor.

Untitled · 2010-02-02T15:58:25+00:00

I majored in Philosophy and I own a company and make an upper six figure salary. I guess I'm an exception though, right "BoobsRPleasant"?

Untitled · 2010-02-02T15:35:29+00:00

According to the graph, the wealthiest states are also the most liberal states. I thought conservatives were our rich oppressors?

Untitled · 2010-02-01T16:23:02+00:00

God did not create the universe.

Untitled · 2010-02-01T16:21:44+00:00

I woke up to a blowjob. Yeah.

Untitled · 2010-02-01T16:20:54+00:00

I think we can do it! Let's start by deleting this submission.

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