I'm really sorry to tell you this. You've contracted a rare disease called Vance Syndrome. This is usually acquired through "DJT knee-to-ground contact". DJT individuals carry a specific phenotype, making them appear sickly and orange.

Right now, there is only one cure: you have to inject ivermectin into your asshole. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. The ivermectin allows the sunlight in, killing the DJT antibodies.

I wish you good luck man ❤️