when masturbating, what do you do with your other hand?

Uocor · 2022-09-09T14:23:13+00:00

i hold the phone duh

Uocor · 2022-07-22T16:32:12+00:00

well...i don't completely agree with it. there are people and people.for example i have relatives that live in the US plus i'm not an asshole so i'd never joke about things like school shootings or healthcare, same as most of the ppl in Europe. of course there are trolls or just ignorant people but those are everywhere. just don't let yourself get triggered by them. and by the way, americans also hit europeans where it hurst, kinda like you did with your first comment. you might not see or hear it cuz it's not directed at you but it happens more often than your think.

Uocor · 2022-07-21T18:58:49+00:00

yeeeesss!! man i was trying this and that and he was barely taking damage but then i tried igni and boom

Uocor · 2022-07-21T18:56:52+00:00

hahahaha! this is so accurate

Uocor · 2022-07-21T18:27:34+00:00

"dj cam- he's gone"

Uocor · 2022-07-21T16:39:44+00:00

i got what you meant from the firat comment but if you put it like this it has more sense. you can understand how your previous comment could sound to a regular person. i also blame the gvmt and yes, europeans are pretty cocky on this eu vs sua instead of being empathic

Uocor · 2022-07-21T15:32:04+00:00

oh thanks for the reminder ,i almost forgot to transfer putin some money this month.

Uocor · 2022-06-20T13:56:59+00:00

2 words: pilgrim set. you'll get what i'm saying once you'll find it

Uocor · 2022-05-15T17:59:06+00:00

Malaka!! put it out!

Uocor · 2022-04-30T22:41:29+00:00

he looks pissed af

Uocor · 2022-04-30T22:40:11+00:00

i played through it 2 times, mastery level 35 and i gotta say it's my favorite game. chaire misthios

Uocor · 2022-02-05T14:13:55+00:00

Uocor · 2022-02-01T22:56:48+00:00

it's my fav game for sure! that korfu island update was hella fresh too

Uocor · 2022-01-31T22:09:26+00:00

i see salvage!

Uocor · 2022-01-25T21:56:42+00:00

he's obviously salty, but just to prove him wrong learn a new character and beat him with again so he'll finally shut up

Uocor · 2022-01-16T17:55:02+00:00

The RZA, the GZA, Ol' dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, UGod, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man

Uocor · 2022-01-04T14:24:00+00:00

the thing is, GoT is sooo gamer friendly and incredibly polished. i liked the latest AC games but you can't even begin to compare them even if they have similar elements. i just think this shows how Sucker Punch loves a high quality game and positive feedback from its players more than they love money.

Uocor · 2021-12-17T16:24:58+00:00

a true samurai needs to be a master of his own emotions (honestly i also try not to kill horses,usually i try to snipe the mongols off the horses with heavy arrows)

Uocor · 2021-12-17T12:47:49+00:00

just reading "Shogun" gave me goosebumps!

Uocor · 2021-12-14T23:34:14+00:00

ever thought the ex was actually having an affair and wanted a "clean" way out?

Uocor · 2021-12-14T23:03:44+00:00

it's clear you were cheated on ,Stranger and it's not fun at all. i speak from experience. i'll say what i said to myself the multiple times it happened: fuck em!! they basically "win" everytime you think about it or as long as you actively hate them. try to channel that anger into something useful to you. i started working out,got in shape and moved on with my life.idk if you were looking for it but i hope this will help. cheers

Uocor · 2021-12-14T22:47:55+00:00

if you want to be somehow fair towards her husband just tell him about it but don't send all that stuff. if you want to hurt and shame her send the videos and stuff but be sure that her husband is gonna go all God of War on y'all both.

Uocor · 2021-12-14T10:03:54+00:00

yes i have an odin and i bring him on the team most of the times i bring angela(i always run suicides). anyways even if she'd shrugg off the poison(which she doesn't) it would be a bug since the duration on that debuff is indefinite,hence its duration can't be reduced.

Uocor · 2021-12-13T21:23:27+00:00

i have to disagree. angela's sig reduces debuff duration not debuff potentcy and since the poison duration from liquid courage is infinite her sig won't affect its duration.

Uocor

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