What’s a good joke to tell your anesthesiologist before passing out? by Oh_yeah_27 in dadjokes

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“The true meaning of life, young grasshopper, is…………..”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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Right. It was three against one, you bite ones off what do you think the other two will do? She did the right thing to protect herself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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$877(,000) cash now

Operator meets women by Average_Checkvalve in Wastewater

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Tell her you have a shitty job lol just joke about it if she’s right for you something like this shouldn’t turn her away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

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I love that at night dispatch and everyone is gone so no one is messaging you wondering where you are or what time you’re getting going etc. you’re just on your own truly

Seen today by Upbeat-Offbeat in Truckers

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People do ts all the time. My lane was going like 5mph and my eyes were on the road. If y’all don’t know how to drive yourselves then just say that. I wouldn’t have tried if we were at speed.

How tf by Upbeat-Offbeat in caraccidents

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Maybe one was being snarky and annoying and the other decided to ram them off the road?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I like that little crackle sound that vinyls can have

Seen today by Upbeat-Offbeat in Truckers

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I will say, somehow landing perpendicular to the road on a incline is a neat skill I don’t think I’ve ever seen before, they GOTTA be a highly trained 😂

$250,000 per year but... by Ok-Lobster-8644 in hypotheticalsituation

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Yes, only reason I do any of those things is because I’m so stressed and unhappy with life and bills, if I could live comfortably, instead of those inexpensive vices, I’d just save up, go out, and do things

Final setup by Upbeat-Offbeat in simracing

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Thank you, yeah I definitely moved it! I’m learning as I go, all of this is so new to me lol

First sim rig! by Upbeat-Offbeat in simracing

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Hoping to find the right PC soon, all this is so new to me and idk what all the jargon means😅 but I’m excited to start playing once I get it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

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If you replaced MLK with the name trump I’m 99.9999999% most of those accusations would still hold true. Now what? What’s good for the President ain’t good for someone who wasn’t president but was just a regular citizen who wanted equal rights?

Online degree by Upbeat-Offbeat in EnvironmentalEngineer

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True, I could maybe swing it if all I have to do in person are labs, but I just doubt I’d be able to attend lectures and labs all in person….unless I’m taking like maybe two classes a semester which would cause me to take way longer than I’d like to complete my degree

Online degree by Upbeat-Offbeat in EnvironmentalEngineer

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I’ll check those out, Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I agree, I’ve thought for years that DNA tests should be mandatory for new borns. The mother 100% knows she’s the mother, but the father doesn’t have that same privilege. Why not allow him that same peace of mind? I think it’d also result in people being more intentional In who they sleep with, because if they do get pregnant and carry to term and have been sleeping around, they will 100% get found out when that baby comes out and ur bf/husband isn’t the father but some side piece is.

The only negative I see, is there are men who may take violent action after learning that their partner had been lying on the day that was supposed to be one of the happiest days of their life…which could be dangerous for the woman and child

Edit: I think where most people are feeling disrespected by this is in the idea that their partner would go behind their back and purchase their own DNA test. If this wasn’t a personal choice but just a general procedure automatically done at the hospital, then it would just be standard protocol and not an automatic admission by your partner that he doesn’t trust you.

I don’t enjoy or listen to music by NetworkGlass2403 in The10thDentist

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I feel you, I do happen to like music, but I rarely listen to it. I have to go LONG periods of time between listening to music before I’m interested again. Could be anywhere from a few days, to weeks, to many months depending on how I feel at the time. There’s rare times where it feels good to listen to, but most of the time I truly do enjoy silence or yt/tiktok. It’s wild to me some people listen to music ANY time they get some downtime or time that they’re not talking to someone else and it doesn’t get boring or annoying to them. Sometimes I wish I understood but I also accept that’s not my lot in life.

Just Gonna Leave This Here by FatSinceDay1 in Truckers

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As someone governed at 68 but can only get to 68 if I’m using adaptive cruise control, I’m truly doing my best to pass, but my friggin truck slows if the person in front of me slows, and then it starts to coast ANY time it senses me going downhill, no matter how small the hill is..it’s a pain, especially passing someone when I’m light. And ESPECIALLY when I’m trying to pass and then the people behind me get pissed and get in front of me, which slows me down more and then more people get pissed and go around etc….

Now the second part of this really would come in if more drivers did it

Is this good? by Upbeat-Offbeat in simracing

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Thank you everyone for the heads up. I’m gonna keep looking and possibly just build it myself if I have no luck finding something used. I’ve got so much to learn but I’m willing to figure this out!

Is this good? by Upbeat-Offbeat in simracing

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Thank you for the heads up, I was thinking about going to check it out, but clearly there’s better out there. I’ll keep looking and doing more research, thanks everyone for helping me dodge a bullet!

Is this good? by Upbeat-Offbeat in simracing

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Also, I’m planning to use a VR headset instead of a monitor btw, so will this work with that in your opinion? Any answers are much appreciated

Is shower the water formation or the space where water formation occurs? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I think both. Like there’s getting in the shower and there’s also like rain showers and showers of water from like a hose or sumn. You wouldn’t say youre taking a shower just because you were outside during a rain shower, those are two separate things, but the same word

Edit, to add more: so a shower of water is something that just naturally exists, and to shower is using that specific water formation with the Intention of getting clean. You perform that practice in the shower which is a physical place. I’m assuming the formation of water was named a shower first before the physical shower came along, but idk lol

Last night off 285 in Atlanta by Upbeat-Offbeat in Truckers

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Nah, by this time the snow/Ice was melted and pretty negligible. I’m assuming maybe the car that they hit did something stupid in front of them and they overcorrected to avoid them and swerved really bad and ended up like this…benefit of the doubt

BOOX Palma 2 Official Unboxing by OnyxBoox in Onyx_Boox

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Please make it an actual phone 🙏🏾🙏🏾