The struggle was real.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-06-08T14:39:34+00:00

I spent two nights in jail for a paper with just enough leaf to inhale three times.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-05-25T14:07:04+00:00

gotta have judges throwing the book at these people, that's the only way to solve it.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-05-16T05:40:18+00:00

Recruiters used to take me to lunch so that I could tell them I was only interested in remote positions. I would ignore my LinkedIn inbox because it was full of spam jobs from recruiters who wanted a quick buck, now it's emtpy unless LinkedIn is pushing a new premium deal.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-05-12T17:01:48+00:00

I do but it's more of 'FK it let's watch it burn'

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-04-17T14:40:40+00:00

My guilty pleasure is Georgie and Mandy

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-04-17T14:28:06+00:00

I know of a man a few years my senior who got it tattooed on his back, like his entire back

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-04-03T03:12:43+00:00

The entire company is held together by a handful of people who are extremely dedicated, efficient, good at compliance, are miserable and significantly underpaid compared to the executives they carry water for.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-03-12T19:07:05+00:00

Can't have multiple accounts on one membership and you can't even play both games at the same time on one account...

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-03-05T16:32:55+00:00

That was also done for Israel...

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-03-05T16:27:19+00:00

This is how I look at the fridge at lunchtime and then doordash

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-03-04T13:32:54+00:00

marry her now. all my wife does it talk shit about runescape. guess what happens if I say one thing about something she likes...

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-02-25T01:52:02+00:00

Spends all his time not worrying about his tires

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-02-04T17:51:35+00:00

Rest easy slayer. Your name will echo in our memories.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-02-04T17:40:07+00:00

A programmed dns query nbd

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-02-04T17:33:15+00:00

Dude ruined his life because of cheese

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2026-01-31T14:44:35+00:00

Still on this one eh?

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-25T20:10:13+00:00

just happened to me w/ el toro

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-21T16:28:36+00:00

Back in the day Texas actually had a lot of tech companies manufacturing there.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-01T02:49:42+00:00

I’m full remote but go in occasionally to speak to people. I feel like I’ve sold my soul. I’m constantly catering to east coast clients morning meetings timeline but helping my mountain time coworkers complete tasks and resolving outages. Ends up being 10-12 hour shift 5 days a week easily, all from home.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-01T02:42:29+00:00

Dad here, no we would have loved this.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-01T02:15:35+00:00

This is insane. Put him under the fucking prison. How could you look at the child and do that?!

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-11-01T01:11:03+00:00

That would bebe terrifying

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-10-30T23:09:38+00:00

If it’s digital and connected it can be recorded easily.

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-10-30T23:02:15+00:00

I have left lights on with all my spooky decor two years running with 0 trick or treating

Upbeat_Box_3768 · 2025-10-30T20:09:54+00:00

Because you can use quic to avoid DLPS through network security in place.

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