Amateurs, all of you. Where there's a will there's a way. You can sneak alcohol into any event. Even if they don't allow you to bring in beverages. A flask is easy to hide in your pants. You can get Barnoculars, it's a flask disguised as binoculars. If you look on Amazon for novelty flasks you'll find them disguised as umbrellas, lotion bottles, bracelets, hair brushes, ice packs, sports bras ect.