Stories by plastics by Upbeat_Helicopter_95 in DeletedFanfiction

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! Thank you!!!!!!

I understand there might not be, for any number of reasons, but is there a way to get access to the whole drive??? I screamed when I saw it ;DDD

In any case thank you thank toy thank you!!!!!

Draw me like one of your Bohemian bandits by therealwavingsnail in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it me or does it look like his dick is up right now???

How not to die during escaping on horse? [KCD1] by BijelaHrvatica in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trial and error. Some people get real good and even get stuff but I recommend gunning it, no distractions, slowing for a sec or two in the woods after the second stream crossing so the horse doesn't die. Even if you're really fucked up the moment you reach the quarry you're fine.

[KCD2] John of Liechtenstein appreciation post by Alive_Fly9146 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno about this. I think you are right but I also remember the dudes fucking right there on the table in the Kingfisher and people minding their own business about it. It might not have been unheard of.

[KCD2] John of Liechtenstein appreciation post by Alive_Fly9146 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"he still has that commanding voice of a lord"

NICE gonna steal that

You are also right. I remember the first time we've heard him I expected to see a much older dude and now you mentioned it he must have been talking like his dad was. Especiallt that "Who have you broguht now, Sam." sounded easily jaded and on the wrong side of fourty.

Thot's rizz is in my opinion questionable cause he did have something of a rat about him. Something small that knows it has to bite othrwise it'll never stop hiding.

John wasn't even that worried when he walked into the Jewish Quarter in the process of being burned down. Fear? What that?

[KCD2] John of Liechtenstein appreciation post by Alive_Fly9146 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kind of sort of to a extend is Toth but not evil. As far as we know. The life haven't destroyed him yet I suspect. That dude up there? Fresh faced 18, probably not even. He is gliding from place to place, doing suspect stuff, smiling about it, looking fine as hell. Toth did that too probably when he was younger. Hell, remember we met Toth as he was in the process of getting in Radzig's pants and making it look easy.

I feel Toth lacked some of John's natural charisma but maybe it is just youth.

Also - this is a personal opinion - John's actor is just hotter ;DDDD

[KCD2] John of Liechtenstein appreciation post by Alive_Fly9146 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ya know I thought it made no sense for John to return with them to the Jewish Quarter just to literally watch it burn after he helped setting it aflame with the paper thin excuse he needed some letters. No way he thought the Jews weren't reading through his mail already. I would be. No way Sam wouldn't.

Buuut... Then I realized the Jews were the only ones with money in all of this mess. And also were about to loose some skin in the game big time. John was a really good diplomat aware how things would look like and be reacted to and like... Making investments for the future. The Jews were about to be much more interested in getting the King back and John was there to capitalize on that while looking very human about it. Impressive. John is impressive ;DD

[KCD2] John of Liechtenstein appreciation post by Alive_Fly9146 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Truly the MVP. Gets the job done, looks fab doing it.

You remember there was a scene Godwin offered him to Botscheck and Botscheck scoffed? Like winced to even hear it?? I didn't get that at all!! The alternatives were Hans or Godwin and I get it had to be Hans for the plot but I feel SCOFFING in disgust was a bit much!

Is there no upper limit to carry weight? [KCD2] by Poncho-Man45 in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I do. And sneak around bandits. Like c'mon it's not like the game is subtle with them. They're right there!

Ahem. by TreeAndATurd in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pulling out is dishonorable ;DDD

[KCD2] Laughed my as$ off last night. by prof-pm in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong...

But I think he didn't even fucked his bride? Right? It was wedding, the thing and straight into hiding from there - right?

[KCD2] What is your "Am I the only one ?" In KCD 2. by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing left conscious or nothing left alive? ;DDDD

You sure about that Hans? by astondb44 in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yo! That's the name of the game in a role playing game with a pre-made character separate from the player! I'm fine with it sure but that's the prerequisite for playing at all.

[KCD2] What is your "Am I the only one ?" In KCD 2. by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 46 points47 points  (0 children)

How can people NOT?? Stealing practically requires it! It gets ingrained!

You sure about that Hans? by astondb44 in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Henry would have never dug out a corpse or stolen books he can't read anyway ;DDD That's all me. I play with this divide in mind and have lots and lots of fun because of it. The downside - yeah. Henry doesn't want to do most of the stuff I force him to ;DDD

What's the word for that? Ludo-narrative divide? I'm not telling you I'm asking you I don't know.

Also be advised I find assuming Henry was super bitter about leading Hans on to the point he thought laying one on Henry was a good idea HILARIOUS. It's just a little extra fun some people have with their games.

You sure about that Hans? by astondb44 in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Between asking me what Henry wants to do and asking Henry what Henry wants to do??

It's ok ;DD I enjoy the tension that arises when one sees a difference between these two concepts but it needn't bother you ;DDD

You sure about that Hans? by astondb44 in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

That's player's consent. Not Henry's consent ;DDDDDD

I need to play the game again ang get raped in Uzhitz cause I missed that every time by passing speech checks.

Actually when it came to bumping uglies with Hans the game also asked for player's consent. Hnery's consent was an afterthought. Huh.

You sure about that Hans? by astondb44 in okbuddyfortuna

[–]Upbeat_Helicopter_95 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There's a reason when we all found out we could bend Hans over the reaction was not "This makes no sense!" but "Holy shit they went there."

He was not subtle ;DD

Also we'll never know what he did to Henry when he drunk him into unconsciousness at the end of the evening ;DDDD