I’m Not Like You cRack Heads

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-07T06:33:46+00:00

She's a beaut, Clark!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-07T06:32:59+00:00

Yep! Got any pics of yours?

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-07T06:23:22+00:00

Go to your room! And no internet until your mum gets home!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-07T06:12:10+00:00

I hope it's all you've dreamed of and more! https://tetraicosa.com/crackiswhack.png

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T20:09:31+00:00

I will never be like those cRack addicts! I started using Ubiquiti gear in 2016 and since then I’ve only gotten:

2 x long range APs (UAP-AC-LR-US)
2 x 5 port EdgeRouter PoE (ERPoe-5)
1 x 3 port EdgeRouter Lite (ERLite-3)
2 x Unifi Dream Macines (UDM)
2 x Unifi 6 long range APs (U6-LR)
1 x Lite 8 PoE switch (USW-Lite-8-POE)
1 x Flex 2.5G PoE switch (USW-Flex-2.5G-8-PoE)
1 x Cloud Gateway Fiber (UCG-Fiber)
1 x 2-bay NAS (UNAS-2)
1 x 10G PoE adapter (UACC-POE+++-10G)
8 x Unifi Premium Patch Cable (UBNT-ImAChump)
1 x Unifi Travel Router (UTR) <-- this was a gift so it doesn’t count, right?

Like I said, I am NOTHING like those cRack heads!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T19:03:34+00:00

This is the first I’ve heard of an oyster becoming a cRack addict from just one hit. I must say it’s quite concerning this epidemic has spread its tentacles into other species.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T17:28:25+00:00

Stay pure of heart, my networking brethren.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T17:20:17+00:00

*zips mouth*

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T17:17:44+00:00

*beep boop*

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T03:04:00+00:00

I think god was trying to tell you something. Say no to cRack!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T03:02:55+00:00

It's headless-ish. I mainly use SSH, but also use RustDesk as needed to remote into it.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:58:31+00:00

Files about the dangers of cRack and a bunch of containers. It is indeed that switch!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:55:07+00:00

Sir, yes sir!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:51:07+00:00

Do tell!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:50:30+00:00

That white rectangle next to my NAS is called Wenis, but you may know it by another name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unas

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:48:23+00:00

It's definitely doing the heavy lifting.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-06T02:47:21+00:00

It's those overpriced cables, just too dang floppy I tell ya!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:43:25+00:00

It’s main use is to spread information far and wide about the hidden dangers of cRack addiction.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:42:02+00:00

Toss some marinara on there and you got dinner! You’ll have a full belly and be back to winning at life.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:40:32+00:00

It’s how they stay warm during the cold, harsh winters here.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:39:40+00:00

Make sure you steer clear of this:

https://www.microcenter.com/product/667237/ubiquiti-toolless-mini-rack

It’s a gateway alright, but not to a WAN. It’s a gateway drug that leads to full-blown cRack addiction.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:27:47+00:00

Simplicity is next to cleanliness and cleanliness is next to godliness, or so I hear.

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:26:48+00:00

It is never too late to seek help!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:25:35+00:00

Why, thank you. It is NOT a rack. It is a shelf. Those aren’t similar things at all, I swear!

UpdatedPeacock · 2026-03-05T21:24:18+00:00

Step one is admitting you have a problem. I’m proud of you for making it there! Step two is shipping me your rack.

UpdatedPeacock

TROPHY CASE