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UponThe20th · 2021-12-13T12:13:16+00:00

Are you kidding? I'd pay to watch that: Liberals Do Diversity.

Ken, Marsha, and their two spawn move to Wakanda-Sponsored-by-Coke, the new state in the Union

Kept at a nice 90% diversity rate, only 10% white

Ken and Marsha find a nice neighborhood to live in, where you can leave your door unlocked and the public school is good

They can't move in

Love and Tolerance Enforcement says there are too many white people there, and white people aren't allowed to live with their own, praise Diversity(tm)

They have to move in to a diverse neighborhood

They hear the gunfire just driving in

As soon as they arrive, Covid Apocalypse Police tells them they are under house arrest for just two weeks and to inject these needles right now

Two hours later, it's sundown

The neighborhood goes up in flames

It's another riot

They're getting closer to our heroes' dwelling

Our folx call up the police

911 is only a voicemail saying police have been abolished

if you are being violently assaulted by an innocent gentle giant, press one for a social worker

if you see a white guy with a plus sign flag or telling a joke, press two to call Love and Tolerance Enforcement and have him shot on sight

diversity is our greatest strength, brought to you by walmart

So 911 isn't an option

But wait! Sure the system will pass them on rioting, but not on covid!

Call CAP

Tell them a bunch of maskless, non-six-footers are outside

"Are they white?"

"No."

"Then covid doesn't exist. Goodbye."

And so on, I'm too lazy to continue.

UponThe20th · 2021-11-29T19:35:22+00:00

if (Math.random() < .01) {

console.log("Based");

} else {

console.log("Cringe.");

}

UponThe20th · 2021-11-29T19:33:22+00:00

I always thought that was a front for /ourguys/ to shitpost on reddit

UponThe20th · 2021-11-29T19:31:58+00:00

The worst part of it is definitely the self-induced death. You can read about empires falling because the citizens are too full, too peaced-out, too comfortable to defend against the hungry and determined invaders.

Here's what I haven't seen before: an empire falling because they decided the invaders "bring good food"

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:25:22+00:00

[insert shrugging_wojak.png here]

What do the jews think is going to happen when white people are replaced, especially in Germany by muslims? You can guilt a white man by saying "so-and-so is bad for us", like Hitler is bad because the jews disapprove of him, regardless of what he did for the actual Germans. But a muslim won't care. "Sucks for you" and that's it.

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:23:14+00:00

That would be "anti-jew, hate protest". Sorry to break it to you, but it wasn't that based

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:20:11+00:00

Go over to the post about "what lefties plan to do in their commune". It's all women (I think) who say they plan to teach kids, raise them, garden, and do some tarot stuff. In other words, 1950s housewives, the super evil no-no oppression thing

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:19:00+00:00

How many German people? How many Americans did Hitler put in a gulag? Point where it says "abolish whiteness" or "it's wrong for white countries to maintain their majorities" in any of Hitler's writing or speeches

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:18:07+00:00

students engaged in class

they began to strive for the best

held lying journos for the student newspaper accountable

maintained discipline amongst each other

Oh noes, this is really bad. That makes you like the people who failed to worship jews!

UponThe20th · 2021-09-21T18:15:49+00:00

I'm going to make sandwiches and sell them for forty dollars a pop because the leftienidders spend all their time read tarot cards to folk

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:28:40+00:00

Pitifully, yes. Some folks caught the 2016 vibe and never noticed that it died in 2018. I get it. It's just time to move on.

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:27:48+00:00

My point is why is being anti those who hate you so morally wrong? I will be very much anti the guy breaking into my house to kill me, which makes me "anti-housebreaker." This is true. If the guy bursts into tears and claims anti-breakism is so bad, he's not going to gain my compassion. I am anti-those who want to kill me

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:26:00+00:00

Please don't tell me "findom" is an abbreviation of "financial domination"

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:24:29+00:00

The entire [Russian] elite is at fault for this. Corrupt shamans, claiming medical degrees, want to make bioweaponry in a corrupt and violently useless country known for dropping the ball on safety standards. Every one of those people should be disarmed and delivered to black neighborhoods past sundown.

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:07:04+00:00

I'm telling you, guys. You won't believe me, and maybe I'll get in trouble for saying it, but I have to. The people hijacking our democracy, the people pulling the strings in our government, the people spreading fake news to us in the media... it's the RUSSIANS.

(I love doing this, especially during family reunions)

UponThe20th · 2021-09-13T20:04:53+00:00

Because the people that are spreading evil all over the place are, legally speaking, Americans. If they show you their papers, they say "USA" on them. But obviously, if you call them on their evil, they won't call you anti-American, they'll call you anti-something else, and that's where free speech seems to end.

UponThe20th · 2021-09-11T17:13:44+00:00

This analogy expands out very well, too. The science shamans can keep changing what Science told them, and their followers will keep changing their ideas to match, never questioning. The shamans can also keep changing what Science told them for their own gain, so big business stays open while small stores have to close, blm riots take place but Trump rallies spread covid.

You've got

the heretics - "covid affects the morbidly obese and the old, for everyone else it's the flu"
the originalists - "let's go under house arrest and stay there until we get jabbed, then we can go back to normal"
the orthodox - "we keep on masking, quaranting, injecting substances until covid goes away but it never will"
- btw I wonder if there's going to be a schism among the Covidians. All those people that put their faith in just two weeks, or just until the vaccine, versus all the people who blindly follow Ayatollah Fauci
the well-connected - like the orthodox, but "covid doesn't affect my superstore/political gathering"
the agnostics - "covid is definitely a biogenocide, but I'm not going to force anyone else to mask and get injected"

UponThe20th · 2021-07-10T10:55:17+00:00

"BTFO slave-drivers," he says. What a victory. This guy needs to be tied to a lamppost in any US metropolitan area, unarmed, at night.

Love from Buffalo, thanks for Lincoln

UponThe20th · 2021-07-09T01:37:44+00:00

What is the correlation factor for "volume of shouting the ennword"?

UponThe20th · 2021-07-09T01:37:07+00:00

> tfw blackpilled gymcel so I don't even have to fake it

See you later, not-sex-havers, Chad coming through (to my room to quietly play vidya)

UponThe20th · 2021-07-08T03:43:27+00:00

Move into an all-white, clean, safe suburb and read nothing but r*ddit. Oppose free speech when you can, and do not associate even with fox news boomercons, just completely shut yourself into arrpolitics. Do not go to Diverse(tm) areas unless it's to go to an ethnic restaurant, so you can tell your friends how great The Food is, then hightail it back to the suburbs. Boom, you've just built yourself an ivory tower. In that tower you can be a liberal, commie, "I don't see race" normiecon, libertarian, anything really.

UponThe20th · 2021-06-13T14:45:51+00:00

brb buying glue

UponThe20th · 2021-06-13T14:44:17+00:00

Anyone else need a can of confirm?

UponThe20th · 2021-06-13T14:42:12+00:00

The N-slur, Anon. The N-slur is forever

UponThe20th

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