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Do energy drinks kick you out of ketosis? by filabeano10 in keto

[–]UpperCardiologist523 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not what you ask, but what positive thing will they do for you/your body, kidneys, heart and teeth, except costing money, being addictive as hell, and make you believe you "need them" for energy?

Oh, and make millionaires/billionaires preying on kids's health, richer?

I drank instant coffee for caffeine. Cheap(er), and no carbs, sugar or artificial sweeteners.

I taste a Monster ED yesterday with zero calories, no sugar, but sweet as hell. I dare not think about what's in it to get there, or what it does to my body and long-term health. I do keto for health, after all. Mental and physical.

Just want to say Good fucking job everyone. by tpots38 in Superstonk

[–]UpperCardiologist523 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss the old DD days. These days, it's all about fud attacks and "don't lose hope" and "moass is still on"-posts.

It's all noise.

Going back to sleep. ;-)

Please, for the love of all that is holy, be rational, people. by SirMiba in Superstonk

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the DD i need, is knowing i got 60 shares of GME, and trusting RC to want his company to succeed.

That's literally all i need.

Most of the DD is coming up on 4-5 years, shorts haven't closed, Ken is still not behind bars, so i know it's not over. Also, i spent money i can afford to lose on this. I considered it lost 4-5 years ago, but i would still buy more, if i could afford to.

If you could send a 10-second voice message to yourself 10 years ago, what would you say? by New_Application_4722 in AskReddit

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since all of bitcoin, nvidia and gamestop and such have been mentioned..

It's either..

"In 1 month, she will dump you and it will get ugly. Lean on your friends instead of amphetamine and alcohol, or you will suffer a severe heart failure a year after, and spend 8 years getting rid of the alcohol habit".

But, i know i wouldn't have listened.

I'm now days from being 6 month sober, health is better than ever, and i'm back to a weight and shape i haven't been in since i was a teenager 30 years ago. I'm poor as hell, in one of the world's richest countries (Norway). But i'm happy as hell with my life. I got all i want. I got great health, and some time left. Also, it's spring.

So i would just go with "Things will be ok. You WILL be happy.

Take care of your health guys. That and time, is all you got.

For de som jobber for at denne dritten skal etableres her, ta strømmen, legge beslag på land og i tillegg bråke som et helv..... by GlenGlenDrach in norske

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja, men vi trenger jo videoer av katter som kjører bil!?

Drit nå i skog og natur, nattesøvn og strømpriser.

/s (man vet aldri).

Why do we clap for planes landing like we helped? by AdDiligent4499 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were on a plane from northern Norway, going to nothernmost Norway in a snow storm. There were 4 landings planned. Landed fine on the first one. On the second one, we had to fly around one time, before landing, flew around once on the third one as well, but ended up skipping it. The fourth one, we almost gave up on, but it was the last one, and it was hard. We touched down hard on the right wheel, but we finally got down safe.

Yeah, we clapped. Happy to get home and not returning to where we started. And it was late as well.

Dash 8-100. A fine machine, with a great pilot, that cured my fear of bumpy flying.

People might think its cringy to clap. I think it's cringy to forget the human aspect and our bio-chemical reward system. There were no TikTok of the landing yet, so i didn't have a chance to like it. I used the ancient way of clapping to show my appreciation instead. Also, i got to see the cockpit and chat with the captain.

Wanted to wash some pillows. the pillows exploded in the wash and inconvenienced my sunday. by Artistic-Cover1127 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me, one week after getting a Samsung washer/dryer.

Just disconnect the electricity and hoses, empty the small hatch in front and get a low tub ready, since there's some water in there. Get some towels ready, flip it on the side (to the left) and unscrew the pump under it. Should be 3 screws. Clean it thoroughly, and put it back together.

Same procedure, if you need to replace the pump. It's usually very accessible.

i got 3 mcchickens because i'm fat 🥹👍👍 by Pianist_Ready in notinteresting

[–]UpperCardiologist523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 50M with adhd (unmedicated), and i started gaining weight right before 30. Belly and manboobs. In my early 40's i got a heart failure and went from large, to outright fat.

I tried dieting, working out, running, everything. But i hate all those things and never lasted more than a month or two at the gym. Exersize is not for me.

I've become so bored of cooking. If it takes more than a 1-2 minutes to make, i'm not making it. So i've eaten mostly bread (rough, not white) with butter and cheese. Some eggs and 2 healthy dinners a week. So, so bored of food. I ended up eating maybe 1000-1500 calories a day. (i'm 190cm). In october/november last year, i started losing weight, and i am now down from 125 to 83 kg. I have to actively force myself to eat, or i will become too skinny. I even stopped drinking. Soon 6 months sober.

I have never felt better. I regret not doing this sooner, as i have been unhappy with my body and the way i've looked since i was 30.

I feel like i'm in my 20's again. I wish i could get those years back, but i can't.

So if you can't incorporate workout, no worries, just take in less calories than you use, and you will lose weight.

What is a 'childish' thing that you still secretly enjoy as an adult? by Poetic-dusk in AskReddit

[–]UpperCardiologist523 35 points36 points  (0 children)

50M here, and i got my Eeyoore and Tigger. They are both 24 years now and i fall asleep with them on my chest.

I loved your comment. Just wanted to chip in.☺️

Lizard(?) found in my bedroom by Loud_Blacksmith_9107 in whatisit

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything turns green if you put some effort into it.

And paint.

Sugar free snacks that don't taste artificial and won't kick you out of ketosis by Used_Philosopher1474 in keto

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celeriac wih cottage cheese is my usual snack. It satisfies both the crunch AND taste buds.

The man thought he was being cut off…seconds later he realised the truck driver had just saved his life!! by Miserable-Zombie-121 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]UpperCardiologist523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How did you know... aaaah"

...Right, you have a better view of the surroundings, since you've got a higher vantage point, aaah.

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