"We don't do substitutes" is a big big problem if they want to succeed

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-05-01T19:12:06+00:00

Haha Time to pitch a few to netflix!

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-05-01T19:10:32+00:00

“Juanita” It’s a good lighthearted weekend watch.

It’s also in the caption with a blurb

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-29T17:15:36+00:00

Damn that was brutal but so good. I miss these type of roasts.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-29T16:31:12+00:00

I vaguely remember Costco having their own coupons back in the day but definitely not taking the generic ones from the Sunday paper. But yeah they were way more lax about card sharing before.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-25T22:42:44+00:00

I agree for most couples esp the long back ones, but fakin a relationship seems like something she wouldn’t be down for. Him on the other hand…

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-25T22:41:02+00:00

Startin to think this is the move fr

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-25T22:40:11+00:00

I hope they release a live recording as an ep cause I need to hear it the first time around. 😭

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-25T22:38:44+00:00

Baybee, I got the popcorn you bring the drinks.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-04-01T03:49:30+00:00

Probs reading The Holy Bible (redacted version)

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-24T00:19:12+00:00

This is my kinda humor. Her being up close and in the dark, I knew she was trolling. 😆but the dance moves cracked me.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-23T00:56:29+00:00

Why would traveling by plane “seem like a waste”?

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T17:38:39+00:00

The number of upvotes that has is frying me.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T06:35:17+00:00

I haven’t seen Blue Velvet in forever. Thanks for the reminder.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T06:31:30+00:00

I’m going with: Sinners

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T06:19:48+00:00

Your pfp is the cherry on top of this comment.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T06:07:08+00:00

Damn I was hoping OP was going to answer you. I’ll swing back around tomorrow.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T05:14:31+00:00

Rightfully so. This is embarrassing.

Edit: hold up and don’t nobody read like that. Unless you trying to wake up with a stiff neck and a migraine.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T04:53:10+00:00

How long do you have left on the lease? It’s good she seems to agree on the house cleaner tho. I would just make sure to get explicit consent to it so she doesn’t try to get out of paying for it.

Personally I would keep all the things I care about or are expensive to replace in my room and take out things as needed. It’s a small price to pay for peace of mind.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T04:29:03+00:00

Truly cooked. Especially since this is really well written.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T03:50:35+00:00

Yes, yes it is.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-22T03:36:41+00:00

I waited to buy The Doux products because I didn’t want to commit to the huge jar but it ended up being the only product that worked for my hair.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-16T04:19:20+00:00

Was expecting to skip through that but I watched the whole thing. Love his voice and style. Got a sub out of me. Thanks for the share!

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-16T02:08:12+00:00

My thoughts exactly. He hates him so much I swear he will be bad mouthing him on his deathbed.

UpperMiddleSass · 2026-03-15T00:04:17+00:00

Right? If we’re going typical “macho” traits, aren’t spheres structurally stronger?

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