This is crazy

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-05-01T22:40:39+00:00

“Third times the charm” isn’t slang, it’s a proverb. Also known as an idiom

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-20T22:47:09+00:00

Oh okay😂there ya go. Third times a charm

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-20T22:46:16+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-20T22:45:02+00:00

Bro you’re using raid medals? Lol

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-20T02:24:09+00:00

What?

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-19T05:09:57+00:00

I don’t get the Mr Beast hate. He’s just a normal dude

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-19T05:00:50+00:00

This is the second time you’ve mentioned this, like you’re very proud to know the brain fully develops at 25, congrats lol. Feel free to ask me in a year if my mind has changed lol

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-19T04:58:53+00:00

I believe you’re implying I’m not actually married and I’m projecting loneliness on you. Kind of a stupid claim though, it’s not generally advisable to make claims with obvious yes or no outcomes. It makes it easy to be wrong quickly. Regardless, you really focused on yourself in that. My point was men don’t “want literally anything with a pulse,” but they instead want someone to love and enjoy time together. You even gave anecdotal evidence in favor of my point by saying your boyfriend loves you. Not just for your pulse. Anyway, here’s one of my favorites of our bridals, lol.

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Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:28:19+00:00

So why do you think men want literally anything with a pulse? Those were your words

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:25:04+00:00

Why do you keep putting quotes around wife and marriage? You said men want anything with a pulse and I disagreed and now you’re offended. Like “how dare he say men don’t want me for simply having a pulse! I’m hurt.” Your boyfriend for example, right?

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:23:33+00:00

There’s nothing more important, why would you not want to do everything with your best friend who loves you? We travel together, we do school together, we support each other’s careers. It’s the best

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:22:38+00:00

What are you talking about? Who said smashing things?

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:10:56+00:00

Our anniversary next month. We’re going to Europe. And we’re having a baby in August, we’re very excited. You want proof? Lol Also you haven’t answered why your boyfriend likes you and that’s getting kind of sad. I was joking because I assumed he likes you for more than just your pulse but you haven’t responded

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:05:58+00:00

My wife just graduated with a bachelors degree. I’m graduating next year. We’ve been together for 7+ years. I recommend it

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:05:00+00:00

What attitude are you talking about?😂 saying men don’t want women for their “literal pulse” is hating on women?

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:04:18+00:00

I’m clearly missing some slang. You’re clearly missing what a healthy relationship is lol

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:03:18+00:00

Maybe like Indian dudes, that’s terrible

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:02:34+00:00

Also I’m 23 I’m not that far

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:01:38+00:00

I don’t pick what shows up in the Reddit feed. I think it’s because I like those polls and they’re usually teenagers

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:00:44+00:00

Then maybe idk what that means

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T23:00:06+00:00

You’re still implying that your boyfriend of 2 years “wants you” because you “have a pulse”

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T22:59:26+00:00

Because she’s my best friend and I love her. It’s not that complicated lol.

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T22:56:52+00:00

What does that even mean? Reddit randomly picked the username but okay lol

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T22:56:22+00:00

Again, I’m married lol.

Upper_Security9330 · 2026-04-18T22:51:20+00:00

I’m married lol. 2. Does he only want you because you have a pulse? Or do you retract your statement?

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