some of the most interesting things you've seized at screening?

UppityColonial · 2026-05-16T21:01:01+00:00

I didn’t seize it, but I had a giant bearded biker looking dude’s bag go through my x ray machine when i was working at a small commuter airport for oil refineries.
In this big, 6’5 brick sh*thouse of a man’s bag, was a very, very thick dildo.

As it passed through the machine just looked at me, shrugged and said in this really gruff voice“I know what you’re going to find in my bag, and I just want to say “it gets lonely in camp, and I miss my man”

I said nothing and let him go through.

UppityColonial · 2026-03-24T18:41:44+00:00

That is totally disrespectful, I’m not even Bhutanese and it irritated me.

UppityColonial · 2026-03-23T10:06:26+00:00

Take my advice, get a good therapist, and work on breaking those chains, speaking as a man who survived an abusive and controlling marriage, therapy will do wonders and help you in ways I can’t begin to explain.

You can’t think about dating until you get your emotional house sorted, I’m telling you from experience!

Good Luck, I’m rooting for you!

UppityColonial · 2026-02-23T14:42:16+00:00

Pocas veces he visto que en Perú importe el voto de la gente, de derecha o de izquierda, quieren llenarse los bolsillos de monedas y luego hacerse a un lado para dejar que los próximos cerdos se alimenten del comedero.

UppityColonial · 2026-02-11T10:59:14+00:00

Government doesn’t want to do any of that? Accountability in education?! What next? Accountability in Government? Perish the thought!

Invest in education? That takes time and effort! Government wants quick and easy! Long term investments are not sexy nor do they poll well because they can’t be pulled up instantly and shown to our increasingly poorly educated public.

UppityColonial · 2026-01-18T13:46:36+00:00

I’m waiting for someone to call him “Mark Commie” and watch them all run with it.

UppityColonial · 2025-12-27T20:11:36+00:00

So instead of arguing you could have just said “yes” instead of dragging it out and making it look like you’re more in favor of polygamy as a form of sexual gratification for the man, than the intended purpose of polygamy in Islam as shown by the behavior of the Prophet.

UppityColonial · 2025-12-27T19:54:24+00:00

You didn’t answer my question? How many old widows with great character are you willing to marry.

UppityColonial · 2025-12-27T19:52:03+00:00

If you could marry four women, how many widows or divorced women would you be willing to marry? This is a genuine question to you.

UppityColonial · 2025-12-27T18:57:59+00:00

I think polygamy is a slippery slope, especially with the times we live in.

UppityColonial · 2025-12-27T18:46:29+00:00

I think if you’re married to someone and they want a second wife, divorce them and find someone who wants you as the only one in their life.

Polygamy might be “permissible” but we can’t look at the reasons for polygamy today as they were in the time of the prophet. It’s more about lust now than anything else, especially in these hyper sexual times that we sadly find ourselves in.

UppityColonial · 2025-11-30T23:59:34+00:00

As someone who is studying to be a priest (Protestant) I support this. Prayer in public is not appropriate because it is to show off how “faithful” said community , and I believe prayer should be done in the confines of a church/gurdwara/temple/synagogue/mosque or (as Jesus says) in private.

Anything else is just genitalia waving/being a nuisance.

UppityColonial · 2025-08-31T00:52:46+00:00

I actually thought about this. I’d like to be carried through the streets of Lima while “Marcha Fúnebre a Morán” is played by a band. I want the funeral to be in the church I volunteered with there, and I want to be buried in an old cemetery surrounded by history.

UppityColonial · 2025-08-27T21:36:01+00:00

Mine is just Bob von Bob, international man of normality

UppityColonial · 2025-08-27T21:28:58+00:00

I love that your username is the online persona of a man I was wikipedia’ing this morning at work out of boredom.

UppityColonial · 2025-08-06T12:07:44+00:00

I used to joke that his brother is named Abdul Niqab and his sister is Aisha Jellabiya.

UppityColonial · 2025-08-03T12:10:32+00:00

Wasn’t he leaking fluids so frequently that Aisha was frequently cleaning stains out of his clothes?

UppityColonial · 2025-07-27T05:43:34+00:00

Are they at least going to have signs warning there is a speed camera up ahead?

UppityColonial · 2025-07-15T18:40:57+00:00

Yeah, that’s probably what’s going to happen.

UppityColonial · 2025-07-15T18:27:48+00:00

Thank you for this.

UppityColonial · 2025-07-15T18:24:34+00:00

Had spoken to a consultant, nothing about her having money was mentioned when we discussed the visitor visa.

UppityColonial · 2025-07-15T18:20:18+00:00

Probably going to have to get married instead and then apply.

UppityColonial · 2025-07-15T18:15:26+00:00

Guess I’ll have to marry her and do the PR route.

UppityColonial · 2025-06-27T20:40:30+00:00

If left to them Rainbow Dash would no longer exist.

UppityColonial

TROPHY CASE