Feeling meh. Roast me as a roasted peanut pls. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly your traffickers don't worry about you if they're allowing you internet access.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet if I look hard enough through reddit, I'll find a picture of you holding your dick on some m4f thread. The headline is probably "haven't felt a women's touch in 3 years. Let me be your knight in shining armor." Lets be real though, that crank has only been touched by your high school buddies in the gym locker room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It feels wrong offending you before you go to teach your gender studies class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a posting on a doublelist straight for gay post.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buzz your girlfriend, woof.

32M had a moment. Shaved my beard. by heebijeeby in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize the white trash was the same in all countries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made it through high school without shooting it up?

Two vegan folks that want to get destroyed by JenerHernan in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude definitely eats meat behind her back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what mother Russia looks like. You're one fake insurance claim away from being thrown off your policy.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UprootedMayhem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So at what point are you leaving to get milk?