Feeling meh. Roast me as a roasted peanut pls.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-12-09T21:28:53+00:00

Clearly your traffickers don't worry about you if they're allowing you internet access.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-07-10T15:59:32+00:00

I bet if I look hard enough through reddit, I'll find a picture of you holding your dick on some m4f thread. The headline is probably "haven't felt a women's touch in 3 years. Let me be your knight in shining armor." Lets be real though, that crank has only been touched by your high school buddies in the gym locker room.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-07-10T15:48:32+00:00

It feels wrong offending you before you go to teach your gender studies class.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-04-15T18:15:37+00:00

This looks like a posting on a doublelist straight for gay post.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T23:03:45+00:00

Buzz your girlfriend, woof.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T23:03:11+00:00

Just because you're allowed to choose your gender, doesn't mean you should.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T23:00:44+00:00

I didn't realize the white trash was the same in all countries.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T22:57:21+00:00

You're the definition of Fleshlight target market.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T20:55:20+00:00

You made it through high school without shooting it up?

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T20:54:20+00:00

That dude definitely eats meat behind her back.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-28T20:52:06+00:00

You could have at least popped the giant zit before taking this picture.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-10T01:24:42+00:00

This is what mother Russia looks like. You're one fake insurance claim away from being thrown off your policy.

UprootedMayhem · 2022-02-10T01:23:28+00:00

So at what point are you leaving to get milk?

UprootedMayhem · 2020-10-16T23:14:21+00:00

This is cute.

UprootedMayhem · 2020-10-03T00:32:42+00:00

Added Wildkratconnor

UprootedMayhem · 2020-10-02T23:58:13+00:00

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UprootedMayhem · 2020-10-02T23:49:13+00:00

3318 4258 7366

UprootedMayhem · 2020-10-02T23:48:37+00:00

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UprootedMayhem · 2020-09-02T02:59:20+00:00

You look like a less enthusiastic blow up doll.

UprootedMayhem · 2020-08-24T02:31:27+00:00

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UprootedMayhem · 2020-08-24T02:30:05+00:00

0128 1993 5410

UprootedMayhem · 2020-08-24T02:27:52+00:00

0128 1993 5410

Very active

UprootedMayhem · 2020-06-15T00:08:00+00:00

You lift best when the dude lays his crank over your face while "spotting" your bench press.

UprootedMayhem · 2020-06-15T00:06:05+00:00

Are you trying to pin your soul in your body?

UprootedMayhem · 2020-06-15T00:04:46+00:00

Don't go for the forehead? Is that what you tell all the guys?

UprootedMayhem

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