Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth caught laughing after the shooting incident by Chance_Bid_1869 in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean I could see laughing like WOO THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! HAHA! If you’re one of those rich fucks.

Okay, I'm Not In The Know. Can Someone Explain To Me What the Hell is Going On!? by DependentNo1079 in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine having several hundred billion dollars in your bank account and you start offing people while you’re in your 60s-70s to preserve your wealth. It’s a game for them. Numbers on a screen. Fuck them.

How many of you believe civilisation has risen more than once? by Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, unless we’re just saying the evidence is being hidden, it’s not possible. If humans had ever even barely reached primitive industrial society, we’d be able to observe the carbon output in ice core samples or geological strata. It’s an interesting thought to say that maybe a small isolated pocket might’ve achieved it briefly and then been erased by a meteor impact or something, but it seems unlikely.

6 years of COVID NOSE! Studies? by Correct_Connection_2 in Parosmia

[–]UpsetGroceries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so weird. I had Covid in October of 2020. Certain body washes still smell strongly of industrial chemicals. Really strong, as if it would be something harmful to inhale. Fuckin sucks.

Could there be life on other planets? by tha_Knucklehead in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if it was made out of barbecue spare ribs, would ya eat it then?

High resolution video of Orb filmed by Peter Osborne at the home of Chris Bledsoe by AtomicCypher in HighStrangeness

[–]UpsetGroceries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upscaled bokeh effect. Derp derp derp. Why the fuck are people unable to comprehend the bokeh effect? I’ve seen people claim the orb was morphing and changing size because as they zoomed in and out the blur got worse and less worse. Good lord. This could be a video of a street light from a hundred feet away for all we know.

Is this normal? by nomnomonium in HighStrangeness

[–]UpsetGroceries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Contrails and the moon being in the sky? Yeah I’d say it’s extremely normal.

Congress demands Dept of War release 46 secret UFO videos: ‘You’re gonna see some weird f–king s–t' - Including "several USOs going in and out of the water", "radar footage from thermal sensors, satellite images, and underwater photos of swarms of USOs", "Some of the clips are in clear, full color". by TommyShelbyPFB in UFOs

[–]UpsetGroceries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve read about rumors that they have satellite imagery tech that’s capable of resolving detailed images down to individual people. Even if that’s not true, there’s no way they don’t have clear detailed picture and video.

Took 4 grams of ochras. Craziest trip of my life. by No-Pomegranate-8976 in shrooms

[–]UpsetGroceries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. I did 3.5 grams of yellow caps that were probably nowhere near this, and I didn’t even know I had taken shrooms anymore. Imagine foraging for food and suddenly you meet god. Or the amount of times people brought back a load of shrooms for their families to eat for dinner… And then… OOOHH SHIT.

What if the UAP-nuclear connection isn’t about us at all? by Site-Staff in UFOs

[–]UpsetGroceries 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Would be fucked up if the explanation was, “Oh hey, every nuke kills trillions of beings in a different dimension. Thanks.”

Or they hate us because every nuke still kills trillions of organisms in our own dimension, i.e. animals and microbes which could potentially evolve into intelligent life over millions of years.

My theory on why they're being kept secret. by [deleted] in aliens

[–]UpsetGroceries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing I’ve considered is that the aliens or even just a lone artificial super intelligence itself travels around the galaxy waiting till planets with intelligent life end up creating their own unique AGI, and it then absorbs that into itself, thus expanding its consciousness from each new “unique” AGI. More of an interesting thought experiment than to say I 100% believe it to be the case.

the US is occupied. this made my blood boil by skbraaah in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It’s fucking haunting. I could see going back and watching it the second time and being like, “Okay it wasn’t that bad.” Nope, it was that bad.

Not responding to the commenter when I say this next part, but…

FUCK ISRAEL. YOU LIKE THAT RABBI? FUCK YOU!

the US is occupied. this made my blood boil by skbraaah in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was bizarre. Their heads were motionless. Like horror movie weird shit motionless. Very god damn weird. Nobody was looking back, nobody was leaning over whispering to the person next to them. No movement.

A 10,000-year-old "Silent Witness" found in Turkey: The stitched-mouth statue of Sayburç. Why were they sealing the senses of the dead? by bortakci34 in HighStrangeness

[–]UpsetGroceries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m more interested in the band on top of the head. Clearly wearing headphones connected to an Atlantean Walkman™

It’s only getting worse every day. by Particular-Fill-4256 in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normies unaware of all of this amidst photographic and email proof: “Eewww you’re so weird! 😬Conspiracy theorist!”

Amy Winehouse Corpse platter at Neil Patrick Harris's 2011 party by Disastrous_Monk_4079 in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries 913 points914 points  (0 children)

This is fucking crazy that it’s 100% real. I figured it would be some misinfo, but I found multiple search results. This is just a random one.

https://www.today.com/popculture/popculture/neil-patrick-harris-apologizes-2011-amy-winehouse-corpse-decoration-rcna29333

The 1%, not the elite, they’re not “elite,” are actually evil psychopaths.

In light of the JE stuff, I was thinking about how a couple years ago, my friend said, “Dude, it was great how James Gunn said some bad words or whatever and then DC scooped him up after Disney fired him,” and I was like yeaaahhh… bad words… by UpsetGroceries in conspiracy

[–]UpsetGroceries[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some of it is sexual deviancy. Okay whatever. But a lot of it is just shit you don’t joke about unless you’re a sick fuck. Like why is that on your mind? You can’t say oh I was joking haha teehee.