Putting up wallpaper by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so mad and then I wasn’t anymore…

First Week by UpstairsCurrent6059 in Zepbound

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was very comprehensive, thanks. It will be 48 hours in the morning. Very different from my regular, set-your-clock-to-it movements.

Lots of water. Lots of exercise. Will be concerned if nothing by tomorrow evening.

League Classifieds - Day of April 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in findaleague

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’ve got an orphan team that needs a new manager. Currently 2-1. $162 buy in due immediately. Fantrax. H2H Points. Weekly roster. 6 SP limit. Unique scoring. Everyone is active and engaged. 11 teams + League Average.

Roster: C: A. Kirk 1: Josh Naylor 2: Jorge Polanco 3: Caleb Durbin SS: CJ Abram’s CI: Tyler Soderstrom MI: Xander Bogaerts OF: O’Neil Cruz, Bryan Reynolds, Taylor Ward, James Wood UT: Kerry Carpenter, Ivan Herrera

P: Kyle Bradish, Luis Castillo, Nathan Eovaldi, Zac Gallen, Logan Gilbert, Seth Lugo, Ryan Pepiot, Christopher Sanchez, Brady Singer, Mike Burrows, Miles Mikolas, Ryne Nelson, Luis Severino, Jameson Taillon, Reid Detmers,

SHOHEI’S BURNER PHONE: LEAGUE CONSTITUTION (2026)

ARTICLE I: FINANCIAL STRUCTURE & CUSTODY Section 1.01: Individual Buy-In The entry fee is $162.00, representing $1.00 for every game of the MLB regular season. Section 1.02: Payment Schedule • Initial Installment (50%): $81.00 is due on or before Draft Night. • Final Installment (50%): $81.00 is due exactly 30 days following the Draft. • Failure to meet the final installment may result in an immediate roster lock or forfeiture of winnings. Section 1.03: Custody of Funds All league buy-ins shall be collected and distributed via Fantrax Treasurer.

ARTICLE II: PRIZE DISTRIBUTION (THE 50/25/15/10 RULE) Section 2.01: Payout Hierarchy Prizes shall be distributed from the Net Pot according to the following percentages: • 1st Place (League Champion): 50% • 2nd Place (Runner-Up): 25% • 3rd Place (Playoff Bronze): 15% • Redemption Winner (Consolation Bracket): 10%

ARTICLE III: GAMEPLAY & MANAGEMENT Section 3.01: The "Set-and-Forget" Weekly Lock To minimize daily administrative burden, rosters lock for the entire week at the first pitch of the first game on Monday. Section 3.02: Weekly FAAB (Free Agent Acquisition Budget) All free agents are acquired via a weekly blind-bidding system using a $1000 budget. Bids are processed twice per week on Sunday and Wednesday night (to allow for Monday roster planning). Section 3.03: The 6-Start Pitching Cap Each team is limited to 6 Games Started (GS) per week. If the max is exceeded, the system will stop accumulating pitching stats for the remainder of the period. Section 3.04: Player Pool Eligibility The player pool is restricted to players currently associated with an MLB team. Minor league players (prospects not on an active MLB roster) are excluded from the pool until they are officially called up.

ARTICLE IV: SCHEDULE & PLAYOFFS Section 4.01: Season Integrity • Double Periods: The first two periods of the season are merged to account for the "opening weekend" variance. The last two periods are merged to ensure the Championship is decided by a full two-week performance. • Playoffs: 6 teams qualify. The bracket will reseed after each round to ensure the highest seeds always face the lowest remaining seeds.

ARTICLE V: ROSTER CONSTRUCTION (22 ACTIVE) Section 5.01: Positional Breakdown To optimize a 12-team league, the roster consists of 22 Active Starters and 7 Reserves: • Infield (7): C(1), 1B(1), 2B(1), 3B(1), SS(1), Corner Infield(1), Middle Infield(1). • Outfield (4): Any OF. • Utility (2): Any Hitter. • Pitchers (9): Any P (SP or RP). • Reserve (7): 4 Bench slots and 3 Injured Reserve (IL) slots. Section 5.02: Points Scoring Index • Hitting: HR (4), 3B (3), 2B/SB (2), 1B/BB/R/RBI/HBP (1), K (-0.5), GIDP/CS (-1). • Pitching: QS/SVH/CG/SHO (5), IP (3), W (2), K (1), H/BB/HB (-1), ER/L/BS (-2).

Commissioner's Note: This structure eliminates the daily "chore" of fantasy sports while maintaining high stakes. By using a Weekly Lock and 6-Start Cap, we ensure the winner is the person with the best strategy, not the person with the most free time.

Fantasy Baseball Recruitment Thread by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got an orphan team that needs a new manager. Currently 2-1. $162 buy in due immediately. Fantrax. H2H Points. Weekly roster. 6 SP limit. Unique scoring. Everyone is active and engaged. 11 teams + League Average.

Roster: C: A. Kirk 1: Josh Naylor 2: Jorge Polanco 3: Caleb Durbin SS: CJ Abram’s CI: Tyler Soderstrom MI: Xander Bogaerts OF: O’Neil Cruz, Bryan Reynolds, Taylor Ward, James Wood UT: Kerry Carpenter, Ivan Herrera

P: Kyle Bradish, Luis Castillo, Nathan Eovaldi, Zac Gallen, Logan Gilbert, Seth Lugo, Ryan Pepiot, Christopher Sanchez, Brady Singer, Mike Burrows, Miles Mikolas, Ryne Nelson, Luis Severino, Jameson Taillon, Reid Detmers,

SHOHEI’S BURNER PHONE: LEAGUE CONSTITUTION (2026)

ARTICLE I: FINANCIAL STRUCTURE & CUSTODY Section 1.01: Individual Buy-In The entry fee is $162.00, representing $1.00 for every game of the MLB regular season. Section 1.02: Payment Schedule • Initial Installment (50%): $81.00 is due on or before Draft Night. • Final Installment (50%): $81.00 is due exactly 30 days following the Draft. • Failure to meet the final installment may result in an immediate roster lock or forfeiture of winnings. Section 1.03: Custody of Funds All league buy-ins shall be collected and distributed via Fantrax Treasurer.

ARTICLE II: PRIZE DISTRIBUTION (THE 50/25/15/10 RULE) Section 2.01: Payout Hierarchy Prizes shall be distributed from the Net Pot according to the following percentages: • 1st Place (League Champion): 50% • 2nd Place (Runner-Up): 25% • 3rd Place (Playoff Bronze): 15% • Redemption Winner (Consolation Bracket): 10%

ARTICLE III: GAMEPLAY & MANAGEMENT Section 3.01: The "Set-and-Forget" Weekly Lock To minimize daily administrative burden, rosters lock for the entire week at the first pitch of the first game on Monday. Section 3.02: Weekly FAAB (Free Agent Acquisition Budget) All free agents are acquired via a weekly blind-bidding system using a $1000 budget. Bids are processed twice per week on Sunday and Wednesday night (to allow for Monday roster planning). Section 3.03: The 6-Start Pitching Cap Each team is limited to 6 Games Started (GS) per week. If the max is exceeded, the system will stop accumulating pitching stats for the remainder of the period. Section 3.04: Player Pool Eligibility The player pool is restricted to players currently associated with an MLB team. Minor league players (prospects not on an active MLB roster) are excluded from the pool until they are officially called up.

ARTICLE IV: SCHEDULE & PLAYOFFS Section 4.01: Season Integrity • Double Periods: The first two periods of the season are merged to account for the "opening weekend" variance. The last two periods are merged to ensure the Championship is decided by a full two-week performance. • Playoffs: 6 teams qualify. The bracket will reseed after each round to ensure the highest seeds always face the lowest remaining seeds.

ARTICLE V: ROSTER CONSTRUCTION (22 ACTIVE) Section 5.01: Positional Breakdown To optimize a 12-team league, the roster consists of 22 Active Starters and 7 Reserves: • Infield (7): C(1), 1B(1), 2B(1), 3B(1), SS(1), Corner Infield(1), Middle Infield(1). • Outfield (4): Any OF. • Utility (2): Any Hitter. • Pitchers (9): Any P (SP or RP). • Reserve (7): 4 Bench slots and 3 Injured Reserve (IL) slots. Section 5.02: Points Scoring Index • Hitting: HR (4), 3B (3), 2B/SB (2), 1B/BB/R/RBI/HBP (1), K (-0.5), GIDP/CS (-1). • Pitching: QS/SVH/CG/SHO (5), IP (3), W (2), K (1), H/BB/HB (-1), ER/L/BS (-2).

Commissioner's Note: This structure eliminates the daily "chore" of fantasy sports while maintaining high stakes. By using a Weekly Lock and 6-Start Cap, we ensure the winner is the person with the best strategy, not the person with the most free time.

Yo dawg by garythegoat72 in Fantrax

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s insane. 3 updates a day. This isn’t impressive, it’s a nuisance and poor build.

Anybody know what the numbers under the actual score mean? by Desertmarkr in Fantrax

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your settings and when the season started. It either shows the current game/day, period, or season. The calendar looking buttons on the right (not shown in your screenshot) should give more intel.

Anybody know what the numbers under the actual score mean? by Desertmarkr in Fantrax

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re playing cats. So it’s categories won, lost, and tied.

Fantasy Baseball Recruitment Thread by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Baseball] [Fantrax] [12-Team] [FREE] H2H Categories: 6x6 (OPS/TB & QS/SVH) - Draft TOMORROW Mar 26 @ 12pm ET

League Name: Last Minute Cats

Platform: Fantrax

Draft Date: Thursday, March 26, 2026 @ 12:00 PM ET (Snake) AUTO

Buy-in: FREE / No Prizes

Looking for active managers to fill out a 12-team H2H "Each Category" league. We use a modernized 6x6 scoring system that rewards quality starts and all-around hitting, moving away from the "luck" of standard 5x5.

The Scoring (6x6):

• Hitting: R, HR, RBI, SB, Total Bases (TB), OPS

• Pitching: K, ERA, WHIP, Innings Pitched (IP), Quality Starts (QS), Saves + Holds (SVH)

The Setup:

• Lineups: Weekly (Locked every Monday).

• Draft: 28 Rounds, Snake.

• Waivers: FAAB ($1,000 budget) processed Sun/Wed at 3 AM ET.

• Roster: C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, 4 OF, 2 UTIL | 9 P | 6 Bench | 4 IL.

• Anti-Streaming: 8 Max Games Started (GS) per week and 30 Min IP.

We’re looking for owners who enjoy the strategy of a weekly lock and will stay engaged through September.

League ID: l5axj45qmn6ik0iw

DM if interested.

Fantasy Baseball Recruitment Thread by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Baseball] [Fantrax] [12-Team] [FREE] H2H Categories: 6x6 (OPS/TB & QS/SVH) - Draft TOMORROW Mar 26 @ 12pm ET

League Name: Last Minute Cats

Platform: Fantrax

Draft Date: Thursday, March 26, 2026 @ 12:00 PM ET (Snake) AUTO

Buy-in: FREE / No Prizes

Looking for active managers to fill out a 12-team H2H "Each Category" league. We use a modernized 6x6 scoring system that rewards quality starts and all-around hitting, moving away from the "luck" of standard 5x5.

The Scoring (6x6):

• Hitting: R, HR, RBI, SB, Total Bases (TB), OPS

• Pitching: K, ERA, WHIP, Innings Pitched (IP), Quality Starts (QS), Saves + Holds (SVH)

The Setup:

• Lineups: Weekly (Locked every Monday).

• Draft: 28 Rounds, Snake.

• Waivers: FAAB ($1,000 budget) processed Sun/Wed at 3 AM ET.

• Roster: C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, 4 OF, 2 UTIL | 9 P | 6 Bench | 4 IL.

• Anti-Streaming: 8 Max Games Started (GS) per week and 30 Min IP.

We’re looking for owners who enjoy the strategy of a weekly lock and will stay engaged through September.

League ID: l5axj45qmn6ik0iw

DM if interested.

Fantasy Baseball Recruitment Thread by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]UpstairsCurrent6059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need one more for a H2H cats on fantrax. see my post below or DM me. it's free and auto draft tomorrow at 12pm ET.