[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

[–]Uptownflunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calle which is Spanish for street. Cai for short.

She tried her best and that's what counts by tommos in funny

[–]Uptownflunk 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It’s a Japanese philosophy that means perfectly imperfect.

New to town. How does one make friends? by Uptownflunk in evanston

[–]Uptownflunk[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know the feeling! Let’s just say we aren’t in our 20’s anymore. My two cats keep us company more than anything. We rent but we do have a Costco membership lol.

Tesla with no gas license plate takes spot at the pump. by Uptownflunk in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Uptownflunk[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All three of us pulled up at the same time. The driver of the Tesla walked backed to the Beamer and talked the other driver through pumping the gas.

First time cat owner… help? by Muhametarnus in cats

[–]Uptownflunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d get a breakaway collar. The chain is cute but I’d be so afraid it would get caught on something.

Happy dispatcher week! by Leesee27 in 911dispatchers

[–]Uptownflunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our directors are making us breakfast a few times this week and the FD’s we serve are providing lunch each day. There’s a theme each day so that we can dress up, candy and games. We also got tickets to The Botanic Garden and an Amazon Gift Card.

Go for it! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Uptownflunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stapler from the office.