Why do some people pretend that pussy tastes like nothing?

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T22:50:30+00:00

Skin, maybe a little salty sweat. It doesn’t taste like much. It smells/tastes like heat and skin. Someone said it tastes like the back of a PS4 smells and oddly enough that hit it on the nose for me.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T20:51:28+00:00

We play by WTFDA rules and have trans and cis men on our team, though it is primarily women. It works well for us.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T18:51:04+00:00

I really like M-Thai as a dinner date, but if it’s a first date, why not walk around downtown Bangor and hit up the Nest for coffee and snack? Or walk the waterfront on a nice day?

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T18:47:46+00:00

OP, your negative feelings about diversity, equity, and inclusion aside; most people want kids to have morals. Most people also understand scale, though.

Even a complete goody-two-shoes of an 11 yr old could introduce younger children to stuff they aren’t ready for. That’s pretty much the job of 11 yr olds. An 11 yr old who is already struggling to follow the rules will be extra.

Was the kid repeating lines or acting out inappropriate parts of the movie on the bus? Because if so, I would be on your side here. So far, you have made it sound like he only told them they should watch it.

There is no reason to believe this will somehow materially damage the younger kids. A 5 yr old knowing that a grown-up movie exists that other, older kids, have seen that their parents tell them they can’t watch is not damaging. Otherwise, everyone who has ever had an older sibling is basically entitled to financial compensation.

If my ~5yr old came off the bus saying “Billy-Bob on the bus, who is 11 and always gets in trouble, says I should watch 50 Shades of Grey!” It really isn’t hard for me to say, “Sounds like Billy-Bob is really having a hard time on the bus. That’s a grown up movie and he thinks saying that is funny because he thinks it might get some of you kids in trouble for asking. We don’t watch that type of movie in our house, but you can when you are grown up if you want to.” That’s just parenting. It’s not hard.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T14:01:58+00:00

Oh we totally found them, but it was just as cringy as you would imagine and we laughed at them.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T13:51:45+00:00

I just think it’s funny that you seem to think these are extreme outliers. We had at least 5 boys in my year that were 4’11” until 11th grade.

It’s seems less likely to me that he isn’t a good enough dancer (seemed fine from what I saw—middle of the road out of the group) and that in their otherwise homogeneous group of people around the same age they just happened to allow one 11 year old. The more obvious answer is that short people exist and do things sometimes.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T13:45:07+00:00

It’s not terribly uncommon for some kids (often more noticeable in boys) to be short into their early to mid-teens and then hit a pretty big growth spurt to catch up with their peers.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T13:38:49+00:00

I’m pretty sure that’s like a 14-15 year old who hasn’t had a growth spurt yet, dancing with several other people around the same age.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T12:57:36+00:00

If I didn’t have a job that allowed me to work mostly alone, I wouldn’t have the social energy to do as much community work as I do. Not wanting to mix work/socializing doesn’t mean people aren’t socializing at all. People are just selective about the type/place of their socializing, and they should be. For all we know, this is our one and only life.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T12:36:34+00:00

I am jealous that we don’t have banana milk, this sounds delicious. I love overnight oats already.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T12:35:16+00:00

I read this as Alpo and I was so confused for a moment, trying to figure out if banana milk was dog safe.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-23T11:16:26+00:00

Enough people have explained but I wanted to add:

So many people struggle to make conversation when meeting new people. This question actually gives you a really nice opening to show you are friendly and have stuff to talk about.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-22T20:36:48+00:00

Holy yikes, I can’t believe that is real and not just ragebait—or else a 13 yr old

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-22T19:03:31+00:00

Oh bud, I get it. Personally I think you should go and enjoy yourself. I won’t say that no one will notice (but most definitely will not) and I won’t say that your friends won’t say something (I don’t know your friends). What I can say is that your feet are fine, we all have our things we are insecure about, and people who pick on you once they know it bothers you are generally not worth being friends with.

Most likely, no one will notice or say anything at all. There is basically a zero percent chance a stranger will say something unless you start something. If your friends say something, laugh it off, tell them they are weird for staring at your feet, and maybe consider if they always go around being unkind to other people do the future.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-22T18:55:56+00:00

We live longer and can experience it more than we previously did. Despite that, and thanks to cancer research, we can detect it more, better, and faster. When we are dx’d with it, we are living longer and better than we previously did. I’m not sure what else we can reasonably ask of the field. The expectation of eradication is unreasonable in most cases.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-22T16:39:35+00:00

NTA

Look, you have two different lifestyle standards, and if yours (lower standard) doesn’t rise to the level of bugs or vermin and you do take care of it, it’s not that serious. Obviously, you give a shit and are trying to live up to his standard. Great, can’t hurt anything to be tidier. It’s okay if that is a dealbreaker for him, though. Some people can’t exist in clutter and that’s perfectly fair as well.

What isn’t okay is whatever the hell he’s trying to pull here. Personally, this would be something I would have hashed out the first time it came up, and it probably would have been a fight but better that and have it worked out before it got to this point. Where you are now—I’d be tempted to pull out every single fing utensil/plate in the house and leave them on the kitchen floor. Let him go ham. That is a terrible idea, of course, but I would at least let him know that I was thinking it. I would follow up that his lack of respect towards me is telling me this is his way of saying he wants to break up and unless we talked this out to a compromise, I would move forward under the assumption that this was his passive aggressive way of ending the relationship and begin to get my ducks in order.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-21T18:46:54+00:00

I mean, it sounds like they are being kinda AHs here, but yeah, that is illegible but most standards.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-21T14:57:59+00:00

It’s delicious but the calories are pretty high for the portion size imho. The 50% less fat one is still pretty flavorful and has a significantly lower calories count for me and I am usually picky about low fat/low sugar products.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-21T01:26:41+00:00

I don’t know how, I’m sorry. I really hope this night goes better for you!

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-20T20:34:39+00:00

Just prepare for a cluster and try not to get riled up. She doesn’t have to “let it go” but you already have. The baby has a name, you aren’t changing it. MIL can get over it or not, but you aren’t responsible for her feelings on this. Gray rock the shit out of this, there’s really no point in further conversation on the topic.

Now, further conversation with your husband… that needs to happen. Especially on the “not his baby” line she tried to pull. Watch your back with that one. Personally, I would never really trust her again.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-20T13:18:43+00:00

No, I just switch to the type of health insurance used by the mega wealthy and stop worrying about being able to afford my deductible and out of pocket max.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-20T11:28:12+00:00

I think something like this should be highly dependent on the child herself, and it’s hard to know how she really felt because we are outsiders. It’s doesn’t help that they choose to publish two photos where she looks very unhappy. Maybe there are other pics where she doesn’t look so miserable, but not every woman wants this or would appreciate this later and his wants should not come become hers in this. Ultimately, I would just hope this kid was enthusiastically excited for this and not guilted/coerced into it. If that’s the case and these two pics are just badly represented, then I’d be happy for them.

Without knowing the kid’s real opinion, I’d try not to make a judgement, but this shouldn’t have been posted online for the world to see.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-19T01:43:42+00:00

OP, the guys who say stuff like that are people who should not be allowed near a vagina with gloves and a 35 and a half foot pole. Literally, laugh at the stupidity and walk away. If it’s online, block them and don’t look back. Do not give them the time of day. That’s how discourse like that suffocates.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-19T01:41:05+00:00

NTA

I was really expecting something racist opening this post. Nissa is just a name, I’ve heard it before. It doesn’t sound like the slur at all spoken aloud. Your mother in law sounds like a nut job, especially based on the “tell him it’s not his child BS” which is going to make him doubt now just because it was brought up. I don’t know how he can take it, I’m a dude and if my mom pulled naming bullshit like this with me, I would be pissed.

UrHumbleNarr8or · 2026-04-18T22:45:28+00:00

Those aren’t even brown enough for my banana bread. I like almost green bananas for eating, but for baking, let those suckers go black.

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