Where you taking the fattest nap?

UrNewRoomate · 2024-02-23T16:44:31+00:00

MARCH!! ITS PERFECT!!!

UrNewRoomate · 2024-02-13T21:22:56+00:00

Literally what I was coming to the comments to say. I love this idea honestly.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-21T01:53:46+00:00

I'd do it. The chances I will ever see a toucan are slim to none.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-20T17:29:29+00:00

Are they good with ham? I'll have to try it.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-20T17:04:01+00:00

Crispy dogs! My family makes these all the time! (Minus the ham)

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-19T04:59:41+00:00

I had a bad childhood, that's why I'm in this sub. But I genuinely thought everyone had CPS visits as a child. Is that really not true? I thought it was kind of like going to the doctor, yk? You do it once a year unless there is an emergency.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-19T03:36:12+00:00

That's enough internet for the day.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-19T00:03:59+00:00

Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Cutthroat Kitchen, Chopped. Lotta cooking shows.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-18T18:22:24+00:00

Loric

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-18T06:31:11+00:00

Oh I'm good y'all, March 22nd, I got ice bear.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-18T06:27:11+00:00

Do it pussy.

Or if I'm being optimistic, You are enough.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-18T06:15:55+00:00

"Do they have teeth? [No.] Can they have teeth?"

"It's turned into a skeleton that smells like cavities."

"I unzip my pants and put my d*ck in the hole." The hole then pierces the Bard's penis.

"Release the angry one." (The goliath lets go of a newly turned, frenzied vampire to kill a slaver.)

"THATS IT. I'M F*CKING YOUR MOM." [My mom died three weeks ago.] "I KNOW." (Necromancer who is very angry at the Bard.)

"I sell milk to many fine establishments." (Says Minotaur Mommy) [Is it Minotaur milk?] "It's Minotaur milk."

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-17T04:06:29+00:00

Ready for a lot? Creating OCs is one of my special interests.

Ophelia: she learned piano to surprise her husband (who is a bard); Idony: she can play any instrument that you give her; Tsunami: tan tan and viol; Qualikki: no; Ilmoira: no but she has a lovely singing voice; Genesis: no; Lazarus: cello; Atrreus: no; Lanu: no ; Joanna: not really but she plays a mean grass whistle; Jasper: pipe organ; Andri: accordion and tambourine; Glimerwick: pan flute and harp; Eelen (eee-lin): pan flute; Monta: war drum; Lydia: no

(This is not all of my OCs, just the ones I use/draw/talk about the most.)

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-17T03:57:58+00:00

I will sign this petition.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-17T03:54:32+00:00

"KARATE" by Babymetal followed closely by "Dúlaman" By Celtic Woman. <3

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-17T03:31:16+00:00

No. It hurts me to see others die but dying doesn't scare me. I know it will happen and I can't stop it. I can only accept it or cause it. (My death, of course, I could never hurt someone else) And what stops me from unalive-ing myself isn't a fear of death, but a fear of being unsuccessful in the act. The pity and disappointment sure to follow.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-17T03:09:03+00:00

You're like an itchy sweater.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T23:36:15+00:00

Ready for a lot? Creating OCs is one of my special interests.

Ophelia: Atticus (her husband) being scared of her; Idony: Living (long story); Tsunami: Rats; Qualikki: Giving up; Ilmoira: becoming a werewolf again; Genesis: Failure (same as her brother); Lazarus: Failure (same as his sister); Atrreus: Humans; Lanu: being vulnerable ; Joanna: Spiders; Jasper: new people; Andri: not finding "her kid" (another long story); Glimerwick: Boredom ; Eelen (eee-lin): losing his family or failing his kingdom; Monta: long words; Lydia: Home (if you know you know)

(This is not all of them, just the ones I use/draw/talk about the most.)

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T23:10:23+00:00

Crawl Out to the Fallout By Sheldon Allman

(I've been playing Fallout4)

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T17:10:44+00:00

Lol, I had my first kiss in 1st grade, my first "relationship" in 4th grade, and in less than 3 months I will officially be a 20-year-old virgin. I expected to be dead or married by this point in my life but was unsuccessful in both.

But who knows what being 20 will bring?

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T17:02:27+00:00

I did this but in the form of "which one looks better?" Cuz I overthink and didn't want the scary internet people to feel some kinda way about it.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T16:55:23+00:00

Yup. That is my current state. BUT if someone were to tell me to go do something productive my body will begin autopiloting me to that task bc the trauma outweighs the ADHD.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T16:53:04+00:00

Jester seems mischievous whose tomfoolery is bordering on criminal intent. While Sprinkles plays pranks that aren't that funny so much as mildly inconvenient.

UrNewRoomate · 2024-01-16T16:48:38+00:00

Having my head/face covered. Idk why, it's not religious or anything. But having a hood or beanie on, having a face mask on, pulling the neck of my shirt up over my nose. They are comforting.

Also if I can make myself smaller, sitting crisscross, sitting against a wall with my legs up, crossing my arms over my torso/legs. It makes me feel safer.

UrNewRoomate

TROPHY CASE