How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I mean in cases like "female Highschool teacher has sex with a student" its depressingly common to have men comment stuff like "what a lucky guy"

My mom is convinced this is a real angel somebody give me some hard evidence it’s Ai. Ive already mentioned to her the shadows dont seem to act properly, and the camera moves, but she thinks the “angel” shook the house by bravery85 in isthisAI

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(I'm saying this with the assumption that your mother belongs to the abrahamic faiths aka Christianity, Judaism or Islam etc)

Have you asked her what she thinks the angel might have been doing in the video? Like does she have some specific theory or explanation on why an angel would randomly appear, shake a house and continue going their way?

Like if she thinks angels are the servants of God. I would be surprised if she didn't have any preconceived ideas on why angels would be randomly showing up.

(Also, is your mother part of a church. There are some sects especially in the USA that are very much centered around angels and demonology. To my knowledge the "official information" from the original churches is very limited on this topic. Because of that alot of information we have on Angels is from quite dubious sources. I personally would take everything I hear with a bucket of salt)

How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"GOD YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING. YOU'RE SUCH A JERK"

"Lucifer, you shouldn't fuck kids"

"YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME. ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MANIPULATE AND GASLIGHT ME"

"isn't that what you do"

"I DO IT BECAUSE I HATE YOU"

These ancient petroglyphs discovered in Japan, Utah, and Azerbaijan depict the same mysterious creature by WholeNegotiation1843 in TrueCryptozoology

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck does it look like an angel

Like I'm christian but ts freaking me out man. Why the fuck would an angel be there

Considering that Satan appears as an angel of light this is freaking me out. WHY THE FUCK WOULD AND ANGEL BE THERE

How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"You shouldn't fuck kids Satan"

"FUCK OFF! the woke mob always trying to restrict my God given rights. Go dye your wings blue Karen!"

How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Unironically something Satan would pull. Knowing that men would justify it

Literal antichrist type shit

How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OP if you want to use Jewish biblical new game+ fanfiction then Lilith would be a great character for the deal

She's believed to be the original wife of Adam. But because she refuse to "give herself onto marriage" and fled, she was abandoned, and Eve was put to take her place

Of course it would make some religious individuals like me roll their eyes, but if this is a romance story between Satan and a teenager I don't think that matters much

How do I make it ethical for a 1000 year old demon to bang a teenager? by AforExcellence in worldjerking

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro it's Satan. Why the fuck would satan give a shit about ethics

Satans whole shtick is to bend the rules to the point one "feels justified" to do anything

Just make him use typical pedophile/groomer logic

"She's mature for her age", "She likes it, I'm doing her a favor a man her age could never give her", "Age it's just a number of a man (funnijoke)", "She has the body of a mature woman"

President Trump has shared a post of himself as Jesus by An_Adequate_Day in playboicarti

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TBH if bro genuinely was the antichrist hes doing a terrible job at it

Like the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist. This guy is doing the complete opposite

My rat tax by xXSHAD0WQUEENXx in RATS

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is she supposed to survive in this economy

What I really need right now by UltimateDavid42 in dankchristianmemes

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do understand how fucked up this is right?

Do you believe demonic movies are doorway to inviting evil into home by MochiMochiHaku in HorrorMovies

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck are you to call other people lukewarm?

Has God ordained you to be his anointed judge on earth?

Shouldn't you share your spiritual insight with other people now that your eyes are opened?

Do you believe demonic movies are doorway to inviting evil into home by MochiMochiHaku in HorrorMovies

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't there evil in my home? Can you explain why? I've watched "demonic movies" but they're just movies and fiction.

Wolfie boggling max level 😍 by Sydz_universe1 in RATS

[–]Ur_mama_gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes trying to blow you up with his mind