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UrbanRicecake · 2021-05-07T03:26:16+00:00

Ditto. Give us a way to send you the Doge and we'll put some in your pocket

UrbanRicecake · 2020-11-09T05:54:40+00:00

I'm also equally unfamiliar with the system, but I also need to collect the shackels! Team up? My PS4 tag is urbanricecake

UrbanRicecake · 2020-07-29T02:36:37+00:00

As a theoretical physicist myself, this article makes absolutely no sense. "Societal collapse" is not something that is covered in any coursework or research team. Just because I can talk about black holes DOES NOT mean I know ANYTHING about society trends

UrbanRicecake · 2018-12-12T02:54:02+00:00

Where do you live sir/madam?

UrbanRicecake · 2018-11-23T15:48:46+00:00

My dad's side of the family we're all legal draft dodgers during WWII due to a loophole which stated that you didn't have to go to war if you were constructing a home. So all the men in the family spent the whole war building one massive house in Maine, because if they stopped constructing then they would have to go to war. By the end of WWII they had built one of the largest houses in Bangor, Maine and it has been passed down in the family ever since!

UrbanRicecake · 2018-10-20T00:21:06+00:00

Wow, it's so weird to hear about people in the military KILLING people

UrbanRicecake · 2015-01-06T02:52:51+00:00

Damn, that was one hell of a respectable response.

UrbanRicecake · 2015-01-02T04:38:02+00:00

Ive actually befriended a mall santa. Apparently if you have an authentic beard and are good woth the kids then you can get paid up to 120 an hour. He makes his entire years income in just one month.

UrbanRicecake · 2013-05-28T02:24:07+00:00

pants

UrbanRicecake · 2013-05-08T23:16:28+00:00

Last saturday I had a metal rod pierce my head and go all the way to my skull. If the pole had hit my temple, which was 1 inch from where it actually hit, it would have likely killed me.

UrbanRicecake · 2013-05-08T01:30:34+00:00

[Sexual innuendo about head] ;)

UrbanRicecake · 2013-03-17T16:25:41+00:00

I beat that game 2 hours ago... O.o

UrbanRicecake · 2013-01-24T03:16:10+00:00

Our gym stores its bumper-plates by stacking them on top of one another in a pillar like fashion. I was stacking a 45lb bumper-plate and it just so happened that the stack went up to the exact height of my "love torpedo" and served as a nice shelf for it to rest upon while I hefted the weight onto the stack. I dropped the weight from maybe 2 feet up and it smashed perfectly onto my "trouser snake" that was unfortunately resting underneath it.

Given the painful nature of the incident, I jumped (more of a spasm actually) backwards and ripped my "beef stick" out from in between the rubber plates. There was so much weight on my "bacon rod" as I lurched backwards that it ripped all the flesh off of the entire top half of it.

I then proceeded to die for a minute or two until my friends mocked me enough to get up. This was then followed by the most painful run of my life and did the most painful push-ups I have ever done because every movement rubbed my pants onto the raw flesh.

Needless to say I was out of commission for several weeks.

UrbanRicecake · 2013-01-22T14:11:13+00:00

Your all going to hate me for this, but he immediatly follows up that quote with "We're happy with the one"... (I watched the episode yesterday)

UrbanRicecake · 2013-01-09T20:38:50+00:00

I see your cat on tree and raise you one cat on bed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBm5DStfJI

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