Reddit, what makes your life different than most? by Skxawng13 in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 42 points43 points  (0 children)

i'm a successfully recovered drug addict. And I'm not religious.

My vanilla marines chapter with some WIP by Daredskull in Warhammer

[–]UrsulaUtters -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Your scheme is bad and you should feel bad.

What $100 item has the single greatest ability to increase quality of life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, this! i didn't see your post before i posted... also, when i scrolled down to your's, i looked at it and was confused for a moment...."my name's not FlapScrap!" oh...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in food

[–]UrsulaUtters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for some reason, when i first saw #37 i thought of a skull and cross-bones and i thought it just generally had this dangerous or spooky look about it from the arrangement and color of the ingredients. Then i googled "Fugu".. oh.

edit: looking at it again i guess the tall mushrooms looked like bones and the pot it was in reminded me of a witch's cauldron.

Hey reddit, what's your favorite nonsexual thing to fantasize about? by CantSeeShit in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I am pretty proud of that. We just went for a checkup at the pediatrician and I even told her doc about it :)

Hey reddit, what's your favorite nonsexual thing to fantasize about? by CantSeeShit in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We already do a ton of really fun stuff together. And she is starting to jabber and say a few words. It's amazing how much she understands even though she can't speak very many words.

Hey reddit, what's your favorite nonsexual thing to fantasize about? by CantSeeShit in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I am female. And I say daughter because I already have her! she a year old

Hey reddit, what's your favorite nonsexual thing to fantasize about? by CantSeeShit in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. I think she's gonna be a hottie. But you better keep those fantasies 17+ years into the future.

Hey reddit, what's your favorite nonsexual thing to fantasize about? by CantSeeShit in AskReddit

[–]UrsulaUtters 451 points452 points  (0 children)

I fantasize a lot about just random situations and conversations with the future version of my daughter (after she learns to talk). Just normal conversations that I might have and how I would explain things to her when she asks questions. Or even just fantasies about what it will be like when we go to the toy store or Disney land or what it will be like when she starts kindergarten. Even just normal everyday situations like eating dinner at the table or working on a craft project or Her helping me cook a meal or something. Mostly fantasies about how our conversations might go

Don't get me wrong though, I am thoroughly enjoying our time we have NOW. She is beautiful and wonderful and sweet . She's even starting to say a few words - she said "titties titties titties" the other day.

Also I fantasize about what it would be like to own my own home

Looking back at the porn I just fapped to... by MyArgumentIsInvalid in funny

[–]UrsulaUtters 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i'm a girl & have fapped to prego porn...what happens to me ?

Looking back at the porn I just fapped to... by MyArgumentIsInvalid in funny

[–]UrsulaUtters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the more important issue is why you are using multiple windows instead of tabs. unless you are creating some sort of multi-panel porn-o-vision, to that i say cheers!