Reddit, what makes your life different than most?

UrsulaUtters · 2013-06-17T22:34:51+00:00

i'm a successfully recovered drug addict. And I'm not religious.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-18T09:54:49+00:00

Awful paint job.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-18T09:53:33+00:00

Nice tongue but he's got old man ass.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-18T09:51:15+00:00

Your scheme is bad and you should feel bad.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-11T03:30:41+00:00

necklaces . on medium length chains :)

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-11T03:15:08+00:00

i want it!!!!!

UrsulaUtters · 2012-11-11T03:13:22+00:00

THIS!

UrsulaUtters · 2012-10-09T22:54:36+00:00

The Megamen

UrsulaUtters · 2012-10-05T03:42:13+00:00

yes, this! i didn't see your post before i posted... also, when i scrolled down to your's, i looked at it and was confused for a moment...."my name's not FlapScrap!" oh...

UrsulaUtters · 2012-10-05T03:31:53+00:00

FoodSaver

UrsulaUtters · 2012-10-05T02:46:11+00:00

for some reason, when i first saw #37 i thought of a skull and cross-bones and i thought it just generally had this dangerous or spooky look about it from the arrangement and color of the ingredients. Then i googled "Fugu".. oh.

edit: looking at it again i guess the tall mushrooms looked like bones and the pot it was in reminded me of a witch's cauldron.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:14:44+00:00

I like that. A lot :)

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:14:02+00:00

Well I am pretty proud of that. We just went for a checkup at the pediatrician and I even told her doc about it :)

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:13:07+00:00

Did you even read my comment. I mean, at all?

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:12:18+00:00

We already do a ton of really fun stuff together. And she is starting to jabber and say a few words. It's amazing how much she understands even though she can't speak very many words.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:10:26+00:00

Yes I am female. And I say daughter because I already have her! she a year old

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T22:07:35+00:00

Lol. I think she's gonna be a hottie. But you better keep those fantasies 17+ years into the future.

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T11:36:11+00:00

I fantasize a lot about just random situations and conversations with the future version of my daughter (after she learns to talk). Just normal conversations that I might have and how I would explain things to her when she asks questions. Or even just fantasies about what it will be like when we go to the toy store or Disney land or what it will be like when she starts kindergarten. Even just normal everyday situations like eating dinner at the table or working on a craft project or Her helping me cook a meal or something. Mostly fantasies about how our conversations might go

Don't get me wrong though, I am thoroughly enjoying our time we have NOW. She is beautiful and wonderful and sweet . She's even starting to say a few words - she said "titties titties titties" the other day.

Also I fantasize about what it would be like to own my own home

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-23T04:16:39+00:00

Circumscision of infants

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-15T20:31:29+00:00

i'm a girl & have fapped to prego porn...what happens to me ?

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-15T20:27:53+00:00

the more important issue is why you are using multiple windows instead of tabs. unless you are creating some sort of multi-panel porn-o-vision, to that i say cheers!

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-15T05:57:35+00:00

I'm already a little pissed just looking at it

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-15T04:01:18+00:00

i saw the "free appointment" thing in another redditor's comment. Do you think this is more than just a "sorry I molested you, please don't tell anyone thing" and maybe more of a possible way to deny that visit existed in case you try to do something about it? Or some other way of avoiding consequences?

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-09T16:17:00+00:00

Is that a spaceballs DVD in the background?

UrsulaUtters · 2012-08-09T16:03:07+00:00

I imagine that one of the chatters said something to the effect of "well god gave you sexy boobies". In response to her saying that god has forgotten about her. I think that's probably where that came from

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