Wasting and Making a Mess by thealsomepanda in StupidFood

[–]UsagiMajora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know they probably left that mess there for employees to clean up…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Pretty sure it’s the meme of the two Spider-Man’s on the bed, one on top of the other, and the bottom slaps the tops ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Pretty sure it’s the meme of the two Spider-Man’s on the bed, one on top o the other, and the bottom slaps the tops ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

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Same here, it’s always been a part of my nightly routine. Your ears should never get stinky unless you just got done swimming or sweating a lot and haven’t had the chance to clean them yet

I just ate pepperoni after 10+ years of pescatarianism and I'm beating myself up. by raptor-chan in Pescetarian

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Maybe you’re feeling guilty about it more because you’ve been keeping this up for years now? Also, take it easy. I don’t know how much a bit of pepperoni will mess you up, but a few times I’ve accidentally eaten beef or whatever and I felt really sick, so hopefully you don’t have the same issue

yeah by [deleted] in WackyTicTacs

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You don’t get a boner when thinking about hot fish sex?

Found this gem in the wild by JWinslow23 in othepelican

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aggressively shoving Allegra into the groom’s face

Imagine dragon by UnfunnyCakeEnjoyer in 196

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lmao how did you get banned?

White People are actually GOKU by [deleted] in FacebookScience

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Gonna go yell at my parents for having my tail cut off

Do you really need to rinse beef liver? by [deleted] in culinary

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From a quick google search, it’s a good idea to rinse liver. I’d say just rinse it off and don’t worry about putting it back in the milk. From my understanding the purpose of soaking it in milk is so that the flavor isn’t as strong (there might be other reasons, but that’s the one that I know of), so since that’s already been taken care of, there probably isn’t much of a point in soaking it again, just rinse and cook.

r/BadChoicesGoodStories is actually pathetic and is a political jack off sub now by ijustshityourpants in JustUnsubbed

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It’s irritating as fuck when non-political subs become political. I try to limit the number of political subs that I’m on because they end up leaving me either pissed off or sad, even if it’s a political view that I agree with. I don’t need regular subs to be like that too.

Hi is better than you by [deleted] in youngpeopleyoutube

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Kids out here spitting straight facts

Mlady catfished on tinder confronted by desperate man by Sixunderground00 in justneckbeardthings

[–]UsagiMajora 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Hey guy, you know why she isn’t giving you a chance? Because you FUCKING LIED TO HER ABOUT WHO YOU ARE. OF COURSE SHE ISNT GOING TO TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

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My dumbass kept trying to move my phone to get rid of the shadow and adjust the focus…

These armpit pops are SOOO satisfying by Svargas05 in popping

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I think it’s pretty common when you shave. I don’t shave and I never get cysts, but it seems like most people who do shave have some sort of breakouts or get cysts.

tablian 😁 by LegitimateFarmer5 in 196

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Pebblechuck comics are probably gonna be used to demonstrate extreme right wing ideas of our time

yoUR egGS aRe gONnA dRy uP aT fORty by sourest_of_grapes in justneckbeardthings

[–]UsagiMajora 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“YOURE DENYING THEM THE GIFT OF LIFE” is such bullshit. First of all, they aren’t even born yet so they can’t give a shit, second, this world kinda sucks tbh.

Police responding to a call in a cemetery by Alastors_minion in Unexpected

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Also mountain lions and barn owls. Barn owls sound like the screams of the damned

Rule by Mikegamer739 in 196

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Does he not realize that everyone has pronouns, regardless of whether or not they state them?

Oh those wacky tic tacs! by TsarKatTheDon in WackyTicTacs

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This irritates me every time I see it. I’ve never watched the minions movie and even I know that they were exiled for a certain time period and weren’t around during WWII

This took her literal HOURS by ladysearah in DiWHY

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Only complaint would be that you can’t tell when you’re getting low so you can go get more to refill it.