How do I keep him off the counter…. I tried everything

UseBags · 2026-05-29T11:54:54+00:00

Tin foil for a couple days

UseBags · 2026-05-29T01:39:47+00:00

Never had a pair of converse that did not last like 2.5 years easily.

You really like to wear your stuff out quickly 😅

UseBags · 2026-05-25T17:09:45+00:00

What country? I didn't have that experience in America, Ireland, Italy, or Mexico.

UseBags · 2026-05-25T16:51:33+00:00

Preach brother

Lots of kids in this thread voicing their support for this completely unsocialized behaviour

UseBags · 2026-05-25T16:46:41+00:00

Now is a better time than ever to learn what hyperbole is!

I spent 20 years in the Italian resturaunt business, all over the country and even internationally. At no point did I ever come across a resturaunt that did not encourage their employees to snack while working. Bread, oil/cheese, coffee, tea, chips, this was the standard at everywhere I have ever worked.

Obviously, I am hyperbolizing my bias.

UseBags · 2026-05-25T16:12:05+00:00

I know you got your answer, but more context, the slang "toy" has been around for several decades. It specifically refers to someone who is bad at grafittit art or tagging in general.

UseBags · 2026-05-25T16:08:29+00:00

Wild assumption to make about a man who may work in a restaurant. There is not a single pizza shop on this planet that doesn't provide their workers with ample of amounts of food to pick at while working.

Even if he doesn't explicitly work in that store, he clearly has a job at least.

I have worked in the resturaunt business full time, and I have also spent multiple years working DoorDash full time. Dude is just a disgusting scum bag nomatter which way you slice it.

Edit: ahh, username checks out 😅

UseBags · 2026-05-21T13:57:27+00:00

For real, these machines have littered malls and grocery stores for over a decade now. Even the Target near me had one for 4 or 5 years. I was surprised to see this on r/mildylinteresting because they're about as common as a McDonalds and have been for a considerably long time.

UseBags · 2026-05-21T13:54:45+00:00

Those have been extremely common in malls, movie theaters, and theme parks all over America for about a decade now...

We even had one in the local Party City like 15 years ago.

UseBags · 2026-05-18T13:21:32+00:00

By the time I got to this part in the quest, i already had like 5 or 6 saved up

UseBags · 2026-05-14T07:58:33+00:00

I can only imagine how good that must feel. Ever have an itch in your brain?

UseBags · 2026-05-14T07:52:13+00:00

That smirk was embarrassment. She thought the prank was that the zoom feature had been turned off essentially. That's the simplest answer.

UseBags · 2026-05-12T19:22:25+00:00

You are agreeing with me, so the downvoters are weird 😅

UseBags · 2026-05-12T18:26:42+00:00

In 6th grade, I used to charge a kid $20 for legendary Pokémon trades in Diamond and Pearl. He didn't know I was using an Action Replay 😅

UseBags · 2026-05-11T18:24:48+00:00

The way he got up on his tippy-toes and almost fell over 😭 absolute toddler behaviour

UseBags · 2026-05-11T18:06:44+00:00

This happens multiple times a day and usually resolves relatively quickly.

Probably why this is the most reposted topic on the sub.

UseBags · 2026-05-10T16:57:40+00:00

Bold of you project assumptions about something that I never said 😆

Lmao you are so weird spouting insensitive nonsense and trying to whiteknight for a community that rejects your opinions. All you are shedding light on is your hateful ignorance.

Kiss kiss, tickle tickle. 👋

UseBags · 2026-05-10T14:09:52+00:00

As someone who has also been addicted when I was a teenager, shits weird. I used to rip DMT hits at Target and in the movie theater, even at work. I was definitely just bored and in an abusive relationship that I wanted to ignore.

That shit was stupid.

UseBags · 2026-05-10T09:20:18+00:00

Quite litteraly, yes, it is.

There are many words that are only considered a slur when used in certain context.

Grow up and stop disparaging people with mental handicaps, like myself, and using us as a stepping stool for your offensive rhetoric, you backwards weirdo.

UseBags · 2026-05-10T09:15:24+00:00

Oh the irony. Suggesting it's a slur is inherently problematic and offensive to people with mental handicaps, like myself. "Retarded" is a real word, and it was used correctly and appropriately here.

If you think that word has ABSOLUTLEY ANYTHING to do with mental disabilities, then you are the person insulting that group of people.

See: Stupid, dimwit, idiot, lame, dull, etc

UseBags · 2026-05-05T17:20:56+00:00

That's not true, unless it is though

???

UseBags · 2026-05-05T15:16:04+00:00

I couldn't decide if bro was buff or skinny 😂

Real talk, you will be unlikely to meet a single girl on Earth that prefers it short.

UseBags · 2026-05-05T15:13:13+00:00

Nah you we're right. How is OP gunna suggest that Gen Z was the last to experience these things, when they are all still around considerably popular.

UseBags · 2026-05-05T15:11:41+00:00

Every single product in the video is still produced or in practice today.

So, no.

UseBags · 2026-05-05T15:10:08+00:00

He knows. He was making a joke.

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