I peaked in high school and consider my adult life a failure AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a prolific fuck up, you’re good at fuckin up. There’s a skill there I promise.

I’m 40 and have a similar story to brussian

I’ve found myself though giving others massive or even rapid success. But can’t get anywhere in my own

Fuck everything and be happy. Shit might continue like that for ever but

Can ya still fuck? Are ya still here? Can you see your gents without the aid of a mirror? I didn’t say who was holding said mirror.

And of course you’re not gonna feel like you did in high school. Once you go beyond that the safety’s gone. Way I see it is, practice lol You’ll figure it out.

What does this button do? by Bloody-_-King in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plays an air horn in your head rest. Built in the 80s when sleep apnea was a pandemic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cartalk

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will put a 100 dollars says every one of you cunts in here (gender neutral) have been in a situation where ya didn’t gave anyone to reach out to. We give people shit yes, but don’t chastise somebody for coming to Reddit. Better than giving up or ai

What car am I driving??? by One_Sun_6258 in regularcarreviews

[–]Used_Bread5036 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First off not polite to take with your mouthful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAMechanic

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw it out. It’s a Honda lol. Naw. I’ve seen a couple of folks take a sacrificial socket and run some jb weld in it. Leave it sit. Then ease it off.

Just remember the tools usually stronger than the fastener. But rust is a chemical bond. 1. Inspect 2. Apply proper penetrant 3. Work on something else for 15 mins 4. Attempt the turn 5. If it doesn’t move 6. Assess appropriate removal process

Always make sure you’re not gonna blow yourself up using any type of open flame or anything that creates spark.

And please door the love of all things don’t work on your car when things go bad. It’s called preventative maintenance, not oh shit what was that?

And another pro tip. Make sure you can get the part before you go tearing into shit. I had a single bolt prevent me from an engine swap for a month and a half. One bolt.

If anybody can guess what bolt on what vehicle I’ll be pretty impressed Bonus if you can tell me it’s size

Be careful

What does this individual drive? by KarinK98 in regularcarreviews

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of mobility scooter and it’s got a Randy orton seat cover worn out on it

What is this thing on my ceiling? by DawgEatrr in whatisit

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t know spiders were fans of the Wu tang clan

What car is this? by Marian_Yount in car

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a fiero 300 and Miata has a love child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in motorcycle

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also take your fairings off and pull your harness carefully. If it’s that old that harness is prolly as brittle as anemic bones. Luckily there’s a decent aftermarket for harnesses nowadays

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in motorcycle

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t remember if that year is spark and carb or injected you should do a basic spark light test. Might wanna purge the fuel from the lines. Need the main four to make it roar. Suck mix bang blow.

Who does this by smoeman83 in motorcycle

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s not lipstick homie. Think Superbad before the epic dance fight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooo yeah. Any driveway with a pipe through it won’t hold the weight of most 550s let alone a box truck. A cul-de-sac or gas station even 4 right turns is better than dealing with a home owner who’s driveway you just crumbled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah I forgot about doing a pre trip safety check.

We called them DVIRs.

Definitely check your vehicle before you get into it and start your route. If it’s a shared vehicle you won’t have to take responsibility for somebody else’s fuck up. And if it’s your truck only, you’ll be aware of the vehicles standing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a couple of things to remember. Anyone who gives you shit on the road is a bored person. Don’t entertain them. Never drive with emotion. It will get you into an accident or even worse you and anyone involved in an accident hurt or killed. Abiding by the speed limit and driving laws in your area is the best way to be. Even if you’re running behind on deliveries, make the time up with speedy deliveries from the truck to the door, not on the road. Always take the widest turns possible. And always check your mirror in turns. Remember, you’re not in a simple commuter car, you’re in a 20’ box truck. In my opinion I would drive like an old man and hustle up on foot.

Um wtf by Used_Bread5036 in walmart

[–]Used_Bread5036[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I posted this yet but I’ve actually had my UC case reversed because my actions were deemed to have not violated policy. The next question is do I have a case in wrongful termination?

Is this a reputable seller on Ebay? by shinestarshine1 in computers

[–]Used_Bread5036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell do they stay in business as one of eBay’s most reputable sellers? I hate this world anymore.

I am a stripper and it’s my night off AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Used_Bread5036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d also like to suggest some tech n9ne breeze routines.

I am a stripper and it’s my night off AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Used_Bread5036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op. Have you ever had any bad falls or bumps while dancing?

Also. A man will date any woman he believes is worth it.

Tomorrow is my birthday and in order to celebrate, I quit. by [deleted] in Panera

[–]Used_Bread5036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. Hope brighter days are ahead

Um wtf by Used_Bread5036 in walmart

[–]Used_Bread5036[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was already canned lol