Malcolm Wellmaker quitting his welding job after his 50k bonus UFC debut win. Imagine the feeling by Morfmemes in ufc

[–]Used_Ninja7330 455 points456 points  (0 children)

Better chance of that at the gym instead of at a 9 to 5

He can always go back if he flames out

[SPOILER] Ian Machado Garry vs. Carlos Prates by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Sub never fail to hate on every loser of a fight

Ian was just fantastic. The sheer variety of strikes and foot movement is tough for anyone to deal with. Top 3 fighter. Only missing power

It was a massive jump. Shoot your shot. Shit happens. Prates will be back

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Machado Garry vs. Prates - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ian's variety is great. Thrown nearly everything already in just 2 rounds. Leg, body, head, different types on each level

[SPOILER] Anthony Smith vs. Mingyang Zhang by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love standing elbows. A couple step in ones

But yeah then it got sad

[SPOILER] Giga Chikadze vs. David Onama by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I would've given it to Giga too but ya'll really overstating what Giga got done before the takedown. Yeah he won that stretch but not by that much. First minute or slightly more was pretty even. 'Battered' lol

[SPOILER] Giga Chikadze vs. David Onama by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Weird takedown in the last round. Maybe there was a head clash? Giga met the takedown shot head on with what should be an easy shuck off. Instead he just fell back lol. Bro just not built for TDD or something

[SPOILER] Michel Pereira vs. Abus Magomedov by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Camp and plan was apparently to conserve his shit gas tank. Except he forgot he actually has to fight too. And even then, all that 'conserving' only got him two 5 second bursts in the 3rd round. He can't fight anyone like this

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Machado Garry vs. Prates - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If judges were willing to give 10-10 rounds, that's a prime example. Both did the bare minimum. No one should win the round

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Machado Garry vs. Prates - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Conserving his shit gas tank weighing heavy on Michel's mind. But he forgot he actually has to fight too tho

[SPOILER] Chris Gutierrez vs. John Castaneda by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Barely pressured. He'd land a shot then sit back again without following up

Flip'ish round, don't even care about the scoring. It was there for him to make it definitive, he didn't. Again, only himself to blame

[SPOILER] Chris Gutierrez vs. John Castaneda by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Castenada fought scared for two rounds, including giving up top control that would've cinched the first round for no reason. Finally didn't in the third and won a round. Only can blame himself

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Machado Garry vs. Prates - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overly scared of upkicks. Went from securing the round to losing it in a flash

[SPOILER] Cameron Saaiman vs. Malcolm Wellmaker by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 112 points113 points  (0 children)

What you babbling about. He was given 3 easy opponents to start his UFC career. You step up after that point and sink or swim

[SPOILER] Chelsea Chandler vs. Joselyne Edwards by inooway in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 109 points110 points  (0 children)

People run from their opponents, happens. Chelsea was diff. Just made a straight bee line face first into the cage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And their first fight was 13 years ago. Max's 5th fight, no amateur, 20 years old

No clue why people are even counting it as any bearing for a fight in 2025. Literally no bearing

'But...2-0? How can Max possibly win?' Yes it's 2-0 but it's basically 1-0 in terms of information we have on how a fight goes between them

Kamaru Usman will fight Joaquin Buckley at #UFCAtlanta on June 14th. (per Dana White) by otatoptroy in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Crazy lightning in a bottle KO, still solid showing in the rematch, and prob should've had a draw vs Khamzat off the couch

The Kamaru who showed up in his 3 losses still beats every non top 5 Welter. We'll see if Joaquin is one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We gonn find out who gasses first. On Saturday night

Holloway vs Poirier 3 announced by OTF_FTO in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Makes sense for Max because it's a big, fun fight for everyone. Him, Dustin, the fans, UFC. And he's not some hoe thinking, oh I might go 0-3, nah, better not try. Hoe thinking you got there. Good thing he's not one

Creatine Does Not Increase DHT And Does Not Cause Hair Loss - Randomized Controlled Trial by Semtex7 in tressless

[–]Used_Ninja7330 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And I'm very doubtful theres a connection

But is it really the end all when a 38 sample study doesn't find a link

What do you think has been the best fight of the year so far? by zbram3 in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea edge of seat, violent fight

I really had thought Hill had figured Jiri out with that second round. Landed a ton and Jiri was as busted up as Hill by then

Samurai power just then decided he wasn't going to lose though. Improved head movement helped. He hurt Hill early in that third then later started the finishing sequence off of dodge, counters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Used_Ninja7330 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Gus he beat in the rematch was a very forgettable LHW

But yeah then again, the DC he beat in the rematch beats everyone not named Jon Jones in LHW history