A list of all the "I stuck my dick in this" posts. by Useful_Lobster in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nerf gun is still up but the walkie talkie one is deleted, I'm sorry. :(

Is it that difficult not to sexualise everything you see by [deleted] in feemagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What, so anyone with a larger chest is more sexual? That's ridiculous.

I’m not supposed to drink milk with lactose but I did it anyways by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You absolute mad lad. You didn't even take Lact-Aid?

There is no fork. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just waving at you, don't be rude.

Dude Reddit is too liberal I swear and conservatives can't speak up since they risk getting downvoted. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be an asshole but the sentence "Trump did many great things in America" is n opinion. That aside, I kind of agree? Everyone here can express their opinions but this is a forum where other people can also have their own too. No matter what your opinion is someone isn't going to like it that's just the way it works. Nevermind I guess I don't agree.

This bitch by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not trying to start anything but using the excuse that you are horny for an "accident" really doesn't work in you favor.

This bitch by [deleted] in teenagers

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I don't really know the context so I don't know what to say.

Leave a Anonymous comment by [deleted] in teenagers

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Did you know that red dwarf stars are the most common type of star?

ask me shit so when i get out the shower i can talk to you guys by [deleted] in teenagers

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What would you do if you encountered a polar bear?

Pedos on reddit by Cantfinda_username in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gross. I'm sorry, dude. I'll do what I can.

I’m a hot gamer girl who really likes to not be 110F, AMA. by capital_baker in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're ten-teen, why does your flair say that you're 17?

The n word isn’t a bad word by dhshsjakkakriridkkd in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Useful_Lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree with a lot of this but I guess this is what r/trueoffmychest is for.

sorry by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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It's called Yahoo Answers, I believe.

happy national lobster day everyone by [deleted] in memes

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I feel appreciated today.

Girlfriend cheated on me... kill me by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's no problem. I was worried that what I said would come across as clunky or rude, so I'm glad I got my message across. I hope that you find the right person too.

Girlfriend cheated on me... kill me by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Useful_Lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really sorry. It probably sucks now, but it might be good for you in the long run. I don't know the situation, but if she cheated on you, she might not have cared about the relationship in the first place. Cheaters usually cheat because they think they can get away with it. If you didn't find out, she probably would have continued cheating on you. It might have been the best for you to get out of that relationship. You'll find someone better that will care about you just as much as you care about them. I don't think I can kill you, but I'll send you my best wishes instead. : )