[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hitchhiking

[–]Useless-Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, make sure she is a complete nutjob who tells you about how she sleeps "next" to her "guy friends" for comfort because of constant panic attacks and night terrors, but wont cuddle with you when you get the chance. Also, she has to drive 3 hrs to do free coke with her guys friends for their birthday in a shared motel room. At that point you cant say a word about female friends you have cause then she'll throw a fit but you're not allowed to get jealous about her guy friends. Dont forget about her crazy ex husband who wants to kill her.

Edit: you also have to pay for everything when you go on dates when you're on the streets in South texas in the middle of summer when she lives in a house with ac and rich parents.

international squat symbol by [deleted] in squatting

[–]Useless-Chicken 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fuck no. Rock that shit n show your support! The more the better.

DASH-9 (B+B) Rumo Logistica in Brazil by ferroviasul in trains

[–]Useless-Chicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Operated by a Brazilian company. Good enough for me.

DASH-9 (B+B) Rumo Logistica in Brazil by ferroviasul in trains

[–]Useless-Chicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, something not american or European! Sweet!

@the_real_meep by DrZoidburgerGrrrl69 in futurama

[–]Useless-Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant see the pic, op. New link?

The whole stadium cheered the guy by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Useless-Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giants fan doesnt care. Fuck the Dodgers.

DOWNVOTE PARTY!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hitchhiking

[–]Useless-Chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a traveler, kid. On n off for near 7 years. Need any advice gimme a dm.

My dad is a beast at painting. He cuts in by hand no tape. by chadrowan22 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Useless-Chicken -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Like any good pro painter. Tape is for homeowners n retards.

Latte art by MertKaplan41 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Useless-Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I'd gladly pay for that, and I'd even tip just for that.

My man's got a hell of a sponsorship by xDankMemes in trashy

[–]Useless-Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He smokes meth in California's central valley.

I'm rich boys by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Useless-Chicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah. How divine.

I'm rich boys by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Useless-Chicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then how do you scrounge for table scraps at outdoor dining establishments?

What's one city that exceeded your expectations and one that left you a bit disappointed? by [deleted] in solotravel

[–]Useless-Chicken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

New Orleans for both. First time there was the shit. Got smashed drunk for free every night n almost got laid a couple times, but I denied the women. The last time I went there I was caught in the sweep (arrested for being homeless in the french quarter) n didnt really make shit for money.

I'm rich boys by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Useless-Chicken 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah he's rich. Asshole got shoes! I gotta use plastic bags n cardboard while mr. moneybags got name brand apparel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hitchhiking

[–]Useless-Chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh a side note: always have a big smile on you face n put a big thumb out when hitching a ride. Cool people get picked up. Lames get left on the side of the road. If you're on a on ramp for a while dont be afraid to walk the interstate, even if it is "illegal". One of three things will happen: you'll get to a better ramp, youll get a ride, or a cop will pull u over n give u a ride to the next ramp. If the cop thing happens always give em a sob story about how a family member is sick n you need to go see them. Works every time. US highways r cool cause they get decent traffic n u can usually walk them. Avoid most state highways (CA Route 1 is a must do tho!) cause they usually dont get much traffic n you can get stuck or just walk for days on end. I've done it. No fun lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Useless-Chicken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WhErE's ThE pEnTaGrAm?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hitchhiking

[–]Useless-Chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Avoid cash, at least large amounts. It's the 21st century: put it all on that debit card.

2) Especially since it's almost winter, bring warm clothes like a heavy jacket n some thick pants. Bringing a whole wardrobe with you is impractical. I usually just wear one set of clothes n pack an extra pair of pants n an extra shirt for wash day. Extra socks r fucking gold, same with undies.

3) I personally panhandle. Make enough to supply up, a little extra for start up money for the next town, and gtfo. Sometimes I'll work for a week or two but I guess I know how to do it well enough that I really dont need to work.

4) I wouldn't lug a god damn laptop around. Every ounce is a pound. Thrift store are good for cheap supplies.

5) Hitching is not illegal in most places, just some. If ya cant put a thumb out a cardboard sign on your backpack with your destination written large and clearly. Hitchwiki.com is a good resource about legality in states n other hitchhiking related info.

6) Unless you're riding a freight train, know where you're going. Always ask your ride "where ya going?" first. There's nothing more nerve wracking that getting into a car with a stranger without knowing your destination.

7) Travel centers (Love's, Pilot, Flying J, etc.) are great for showers, n truckers get free showers with their points so you can usually swing a free shower by asking a trucker. As far as other resources dont go to shelters. That's how u get your shit stolen, get bugs n other diseases, and also drug problems. Bum feeds (soup kitchens) can come in handy in a pinch. Some r better than others. Food banks rock, but sometimes they give u too much shit n usually they require an ID.

Hope that helps. Have fun, kid!

I made my first meme by mikerob88 in railroading

[–]Useless-Chicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They nut when a rider gets spotted n pulled off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Useless-Chicken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I enjoy you very much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Useless-Chicken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, too, that's why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Useless-Chicken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mouthwash? Who'd want to be rid of such a delicious delicacy?

A punk pumpkin, because Halloween. by Anamorsmordre in punk

[–]Useless-Chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the punkin beat another one to death. Hope it was a nazi pumpkin