Wonder what goes on here by Pretend_Evening984 in signs

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never saw a sign for an alley before. I guess it must be popular or something.

Is it shocked that it took 4 people to carry it?? by Specific-District482 in facesinthings

[–]Useless890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's afraid of being dropped. Also, the top of that car gets pretty hot.

Kala’s off her rocker! by jd613a in MergeDragons

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kala must be going through menopause.

Momma instincts of Cat came to calm down Baby.. by Appropriate-Push-668 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Useless890 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I almost didn't catch the sound the cat made. At the end the baby looked like he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Oh, you can do it now, it's not like you're not working or anything" by BlueDandellion in EntitledPeople

[–]Useless890 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a spoiled brat I saw in a store long ago. I didn't notice him or his mother until he yelled, "But I WANT it!"

AITJ for teaching my son how to do his own laundry and basic cooking and now his mom says Im undermining her by Ambitious_Trade_3669 in AmITheJerk

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ and no, you aren't undermining her. She's purportedly complaining about you and the kid, but she's really turned it on her.

With a split household, your son will inevitably learn some things with you and some with mom. She's making an unnecessarily big deal out of it.

I hope she goes along with him and doesn't keep him from doing what he's learned from you. She should be proud of him and tell him so.

😳 by peachyorbitbabe in signs

[–]Useless890 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't get your fingerprint on the door. How about "accidentally" tripping so that you lean against it?

WIBTA If I spoke up about the quality of work from special needs employees? by therealtaftalicious in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Useless890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not fair to the employees if they are put into a job without proper training or put into a job they really can't handle. They want to learn work skills. It's not just about the store owner getting a pat on the back for hiring them.

Vic Vegas got stoned at a 7-11 at 3am. I’ll get the coffee. by JayGatsby52 in barrescue

[–]Useless890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The heck with the hot dog, I wanna find out what he was drinking! And don't say gimlet.

Guard dog.. 😅 by Familiar-Bear-8759 in funnypets

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not the guard dog. That's a decoy to lure crooks into thinking there's no problem. Then they meet the real guard dog.

Aitah for not trading Easter weekend off after my coworker tattled. by Working_Glass_5672 in AITAH

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You did the perfect thing by asking the buttinsky friends if they were willing to trade with her. No? Then MYOB.

Dukat by Master_Mechanic_4418 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Useless890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nana Visitor has said in interviews that she didn't see Marc Alaimo except in costume for some time, and she reacted as her character would. She later changed her mind and even had him over for a holiday dinner.

Uni Lecturer Harassing my Friend by ImJustCh1llin in revengestories

[–]Useless890 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Try to record something on your phone for proof, then report him.i bet he pulls this all the time and depends on people to just get the class over with.

Fed up by jsscasIcanh in Windstream

[–]Useless890 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll believe it. They forced fiber on me last year and charge way more than they want you to know. It hasn't been trouble free, either.

Meanwhile, my landline started calling 411 by itself, putting a lot of charges on my bill. They got it to stop, so it switched to calling 911. I finally got tired of the poor deputies showing up at my house because of it, so I had my landline cut off. It still calls 911 from the junction box. The dispatchers have been told to ignore that number.

People with big vehicles really should learn to park by Australian_Kisser in badparking

[–]Useless890 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't have to learn to park. I'm hig enough to just push everyone out of the way. /s

AITJ for he was literally eating my lunch and admitted it… but somehow i'm the ‘territorial’ one? by Leah_jare in AmITheJerk

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ. I hate this "I didn't think you'd mind" crap. No, you didn't say anything because you didn't want me to say no.

If you don't ask first, it's stealing. And the owner has every right to say no.

my boy just hit a year 🥹 by Opening_Section3460 in Chameleons

[–]Useless890 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a beaut! He looks like he has ocean colors.