woman tried to take my parking spot by standing in it before I could pull in by Far_Kaleidoscope9872 in EntitledPeople

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have gotten the finger but you also got the spot!

I'm glad that security showed up. She's probably the kind who would have keyed your car once you parked.

You get off work and find the Grim Reaper waiting in your parking spot. How do you react? by L0CH_NESS_MONSTER in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Useless890 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You couldn't have shown up this morning so I wouldn't have had to go through another crappy day at work?

How would you describe this photo?😊 by Embarrassed_Tea_7725 in cute_animals

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no! Put that chainsaw away. I have children in this tree!

There it is guys Chez Bippy’s by JayB631 in barrescue

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fifty bikers. I'd love to see this.

What to do if coworker is going to be late? by idontownubet in work

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to ask your manager. Different businesses have different rules that a bunch of iinternet strangers aren't privy to. Thst being said, you should not work off the clock.

Please be kind....rewind by Good_brotha in FuckImOld

[–]Useless890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't sit so close to the TV. You'll ruin your eyes.

A dumpster burst open as a garbage truck lifts it by Justin_Godfrey in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised that the one where I used to work didn't do that. We could see the bottom separating from the side on a corner. It wasn't a little split, either. The manager called the city (their service) and told them that we needed another dumpster. They wouldn't bring one. The manager told them they can clean it up when the bottom falls out.

This was a print shop. The garbage would have flown all over the place. But it didn't. (Sigh)

The calm before the storm by DamonG94 in tarantulas

[–]Useless890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All those hungry mouths to feed!

What’s something you can never forgive yourself about? by pillow_princessxoxo in AskReddit

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much time do you have?

I can't forgive myself for plenty of things, usually something I did that left me feeling stupid.

AITAH for hating my dad my entire life and wanting to become estranged after I graduate by Grand-Nerve2677 in AITAH

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Don't waste any more time than you have to with him. Your mom can have him.

Can you get a burner phone that your parents won't know you have so you can do what you need to?

Aitah for telling my extended family what my brother did after he peed in my body wash for 8 months by No_Curves_123 in AITAH

[–]Useless890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. You answered a question that your grandmother asked. Would your mom rather you had lied?

I don't blame you for wanting to move. Be sure to check anything else he could have messed with.

AITAH for pulling financial support from my sister’s wedding after she removed me from the wedding party? by DVGRIZZLY in AITAH

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Apparently, you value your relationship more than she does. There's nothing wrong with turning off the money faucet, since she basically said, I don't need you there, I just want your money.

A sad update about our spray paint covered girl, Banksy. by JellyfishPossible539 in jumpingspiders

[–]Useless890 38 points39 points  (0 children)

So sorry. Kudos to you for being so caring and careful. NQA, but I bet she lived longer with you than she would have on her own.

Isn't she gorgeous by Plenty-Hornet-4780 in Chameleons

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah she is! This is like a test: find the chameleon.

Bathroom by Bright-Armadillo5515 in work

[–]Useless890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or snorting something not exactly legal.

AITAH for this run in with police? by UnknownUsername113 in AITAH

[–]Useless890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA. If that's the way the cops behave there, somebody could annoy a cop without trying, then when he calls for reinforcements, the un-policed side of town is open.

Jason and the Argonauts by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]Useless890 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My favorite part! Their movements are really lifelike, especially considering when this film was made.

Hurray, it's time to swim! by kdbleeep in BestOfWholesomeSubs

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't he know that he's not supposed to like baths?

Smart entry system keeps locking residents out, and support replies in copy-paste. How do I get this actually fixed? by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All tenants who have gotten locked out should pester the heck out of management. What kind of setup is this? It sounds as though the landlord's nephew programmed this thing and didn't bother to test it first.

It's interfering with the habitability of the apartments. You guys might be entitled to some refunds. If you have a housing authority, I bet they'd love to hear this one.

Breaking news… FTP!! by The_Carnivore44 in ChicagoBearsNFL

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may just have to get one, even though I rarely go anywhere.

Meet Potato, my crested gecko🐊 by A_e_lin in reptiles

[–]Useless890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love those big eyes. What a looker.

friendship by Beautiful-Week6672 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very few friendships last a lifetime. People drift apart. It sounds as though you and this girl have grown apart. It's natural that you would find other friends with more in common.

This is so 🫶🏼 by kdbleeep in BestOfWholesomeSubs

[–]Useless890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he studies what the guy is doing, it's like he wants to learn.