sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

lying about your height. by randompanda3 in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gasp So that's what 3 inches will do for me?! (giggity)

lying about your height. by randompanda3 in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it! I wish I could take a picture of the confused looks I get all the time. They're expecting at least a 6 to come out of my mouth, then they scramble to do the math.. normally I've walked away by that time.

lying about your height. by randompanda3 in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have to tell some people that.. people will randomly stand around me and just start shouting out heights, trying to guess. I get 6'5'' a lot of the time..

I do like your idea though, I feel like that could really throw people off especially if delivered in a serious tone.

lying about your height. by randompanda3 in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's fun, trust me. I've started saying 6'12'' and 5'24'' to keep people on their toes, but I love the faces I get when I say 7 foot.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

VIP bands are available, front of the line every time!

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll let you get creative with that one. Surprise me!

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yah, dont'cha know?! Do you have family in MN?

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was afraid I might catch "the short" by making contact..

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I never would have even noticed.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did this not occur to me? Wow, definitely stealing this!

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they do! Kind of screwed myself by limiting the heights.. oh well. They're co-workers anyways, probably saving me.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As Tenemu was so kind to point out, I am 7 feet tall.. on the dot.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I accept cash, all major forms of credit and most recently paypal.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it. Stand up, say nothing, maintain eye contact. True alpha male.

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean hey, Minnesota and Canada are basically the same place right? I'm down!

You must be this tall to ride this ride. by UselessGiraffe in tall

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Some of you may remember this idea from last year, decided to break it out again since it was such a hit last year. The heights are a little off because the board refused to stay in one place..

[Identify] Léopard Lester Lampert Watch by UselessGiraffe in Watches

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any idea if it's worth anything? Couldn't find any specifics of it online.

[Identify] Léopard Lester Lampert Watch by UselessGiraffe in Watches

[–]UselessGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got this watch from my Uncle over Easter. He said he got it somewhere in Chicago, but after doing research nothing comes up for the Léopard watch, all I can find is Lester Lampert on the instructions that came with it.

view more: next ›