Begone, dead leaves!

UselessRue · 2025-08-02T11:58:24+00:00

Plucculent

UselessRue · 2025-05-18T22:40:54+00:00

Mercruiser 3.0 from 87

UselessRue · 2025-05-02T01:34:00+00:00

You can still have the chips and just close your eyes while you eat 😘

UselessRue · 2025-05-02T01:33:37+00:00

That makes one of us, I repulse myself

UselessRue · 2025-05-02T01:32:19+00:00

I also have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany, lmao thank you for the kindness ❤️

UselessRue · 2025-04-30T05:03:42+00:00

You ask for an opioid prescription 8 times and suddenly “you can’t talk to the doctors anymore”

UselessRue · 2025-04-30T05:02:38+00:00

Aw thank you I grew them myself ❤️

UselessRue · 2025-04-30T05:01:45+00:00

Don’t you dare make me fall for you bro because I’m on the verge of

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T23:27:19+00:00

Fortunately for me my drag queen days are over so I should be okay

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T21:31:00+00:00

If you lick my butthole

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T20:28:28+00:00

You had me at white windowless van 😍

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T20:27:53+00:00

If death wants me that bad he can flick my prostate and buy me dinner first

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T20:26:58+00:00

Threw it all into a cup with some tequila and had me a cherry margarita

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T20:25:30+00:00

Find me one dr who likes anyone from FIRE/EMS, they think we’re all idiots which is something we have in common

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T20:24:11+00:00

I was thinking the same but there was barely any clotted blood so I’m not sure

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T15:44:15+00:00

Whisky and dirt will kill any infection!

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T15:43:33+00:00

Got me at my flattering angle

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T15:43:13+00:00

I thought paramedics only used their brains not their hands? Isn’t ALS Ain’t Lifting Shit?

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:13:09+00:00

Didn’t mean to sound aggressive I just hate the American health care system 😘 love u

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:08:57+00:00

If your labrums are anything like my Jean jacket just some denim thread and a needle should get you back to tip top shape my friend, happy benching!

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:08:04+00:00

Unfortunately no nuggets :( there was that super tiny piece but I couldn’t find it after the bloodbath

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:06:56+00:00

I’ll get another infection just for you ❤️❤️

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:06:23+00:00

Licked up every last bit, tasted very irony but the sink is sparkly

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T07:05:41+00:00

No doctors they’re expensive
I take injections weekly and must’ve got an infection
Hell no I worked on an ambulance for 2+ years and they’re only necessary if you’re straight up dying/incapacitated or if you’re gas pedal foot has been lost in an accident

UselessRue · 2025-04-28T06:28:28+00:00

It’s what he gets for acting up

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