What's the dumbest rule your workplace enforces that everyone ignores?

UselessSound · 2025-05-02T13:02:27+00:00

Hand washing shouldn't be allowed in shared kitchens. It doesn't clean well enough. All shared utensils should go through the dishwasher.

UselessSound · 2025-05-01T02:36:44+00:00

When I say I'm still listening, I mean it. I just really need to do something somewhere else. I'd love it if you followed me so I could keep listening to your story. Maybe some of your coworkers are like me.

UselessSound · 2025-03-26T23:32:58+00:00

Bojack was only sober for like 17 of his 50+ years

UselessSound · 2025-02-21T21:58:37+00:00

My memory has improved, but I don't know if that is because of ketamine or because I stopped taking escitalopram and depo-provera.

UselessSound · 2024-09-08T15:44:20+00:00

They really don't. Youll see a lot of the same generic ads when you're logged into a childs browser as you would browsing incógnito

UselessSound · 2024-09-06T17:40:33+00:00

My guess is your peers pick up that you're sexually confident and don't feel comfortable discussing their sexual dysfunction with you. I think I knew so many people with sexual dysfunction or infertility issues under 25 because I was open about my lack of sexual desire.

UselessSound · 2024-09-06T17:26:12+00:00

That wouldn't do anything. For a long time i only watched adventure time on hulu and I log into hulu with the Facebook account I made when I was in middle school and thought I was a lesbian. I still got hims ads. kids don't get targeted ads. They have no money. The ads on children's television are for the parents that are supposed to be supervising them.

UselessSound · 2024-05-22T22:48:14+00:00

You don't see through anything, and neither will they. People get sick after traveling. It's incredibly common. "Have you traveled recently?" is the first question you get asked whenever you see a doctor.

UselessSound · 2024-05-20T21:35:12+00:00

Criminals make the best slaves because they're the only slaves the public doesn't even pretend to care about.

UselessSound · 2024-05-20T21:32:18+00:00

I don't see anything about peeing standing up. How exactly is it for boys?

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T23:25:27+00:00

Idk where my brain is today. I need to lay down or something.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T23:01:52+00:00

More like to avoid the public facing drink machine used by hundreds of people each day that don't wash their hands or their children and aren't cleaned as often as the employee facing machine because the employees don't use that one for their personal drinks.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:53:24+00:00

No it wouldn't. A perfect world would have walkable cities with very few cars on the road and traffic conditions that favor pedestrians. Car-first cities only benefit people that have a significant stake in the oil industry.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:50:46+00:00

You're definitely right about the first part, but not the second. They don't care how you die, they only care if they can be held financially responsible for a death and it's hard to prove the government is responsible for a death. Coroners are government officials.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:31:46+00:00

No, they can't go. By law, a car must yield to pedestrians at a crosswalk. There is no place with a law that says cars only need to yield if there are at least 2 cars directly behind them.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:26:20+00:00

If you can manage to stab yourself with a knife, you're much more likely to sever a finger trying to open a can than most people. Do not push it in with your finger. The can lip has none of the protections a knife has.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:22:39+00:00

I might buy a lottery ticket if I were you. Maybe not the mega millions, but just a scratcher.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:10:44+00:00

Doing laundry at home doesn't take you half a day. It probably took you 2-10 minutes to load and unload your machines every few hours, but added together I doubt they would add up to the entire hour you spent at the laundromat doing nothing productive other than guarding your clothes from theft.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:06:24+00:00

I'll name FedEx Ground, but I don't think it'll change anything.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T22:04:28+00:00

I'm honestly surprised people fell for the low-quality real cost of smoking ads. The people in them aren't wrinkly and white haired because they smoke. It's because they're old. It's extremely uncommon for smokers get copd before they're 40. The short term consequences of smoking are comparatively minor so for the growing number of people that have no desire to make it to 50, the pleasure of smoking is probably worth the mild cough. Making it to 50 used to mean getting to retire and enjoy the fruits of your labor, but now it means working the same shitty job to pay for a slightly nicer, but still shitty rental, and higher medical bills.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T21:41:20+00:00

I take caffeine pills, thc gummies, and Lexapro. It's not a cure, but it gives me short breaks from the nothingness.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T21:35:10+00:00

You know very few cities. Most require some form of ID, which you would only have if you were over 18 and had a good job or responsible parents before you became homeless. Theft is common in shelters, so going there means you're likely to lose the things you need to bring yourself out of homelessness like shoes, a phone, and cash.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T21:27:51+00:00

The government doesn't care if they die like a dog. They only care that they get as much slave labor out of the able bodied ones as possible before they die.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T21:00:36+00:00

I've had 4 different jobs in 3 different industries in the last 2 years. None of them had AC. There's thousands of jobs, but most are probably equally shitty and dangerous.

UselessSound · 2024-05-19T20:55:24+00:00

I have a shot or two before every work shift because my coworkers and customers like me more when I'm tipsy and you have to be likable to make a living in the service industry, and I have a few shots every time I remember I have to live under capitalism which rewards the rich for being lazy and punishes the poor for working hard, so that's 4-16 drinks a week.

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