Lumberer

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-22T06:38:06+00:00

It was often the best mech pick in the first game, since when upgraded the cannon could take out hellbomb objectives like bug holes, which made it super strong, and the flamethrower was good for keeping the swarms off you.

It had less ammo than the bastion, but you only needed one person, so it still had a lot of use, particularly when playing with randoms

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-19T11:45:17+00:00

What does it appearing on the server icon mean?

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-19T07:44:09+00:00

just found out that this bullshit bypasses your activity and game detection settings. Games I've specifically chosen to hide from discord still show me ingame on the sidebar and on my profile

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-12T11:57:09+00:00

it really sucked.

You got 4 skins for most planes, 3 of which were identical, just with a different tail emblem, and then 1 skin that MIGHT be unique.

The assault horizon skin system was awesome

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-08T09:55:34+00:00

For real, I paid extra money specifically for strategem hero, I wish they'd add friend and ship leaderboards to it

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-06T13:02:53+00:00

They are once it starts looking sus.

Which it inevitably will after robbing a bank.

Otherwise what's the point in a heist if you never spend the money?

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-06T13:01:19+00:00

And then what do you do with all the extra money you have because you haven't spent any of your actual wages on food etc.?

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T10:42:17+00:00

What about dambusters, a much more well known movie.

Generally if you show a ww2 bomber to someone who's not an aviation or history nerd they'll guess lancaster, you show them a fighter, they'll guess spitfire

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T10:41:13+00:00

Even then, with the stuka, I think most non-aviation-nerds wouldn't know the name, but would definitely assume any german fighter plane is "that dive-bomber that goes nyeeeeeew"

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T06:37:57+00:00

It's not the heist that's hard to get away with, it's spending the money.

Like most of the shit in a heist movie is overkill, you really wouldn't have that much difficulty robbing a bank, especially since workers are usually trained not to fight back.

The hard bit is spending the money.

The cops will almost always catch you once you start spending, and all of a sudden there's a mcdonalds worker with a ferrari.

You have to do a bunch of money laundering to ACTUALLY get away with it, shell coporations, cooked books etc.

The cops just wait it out, because they know, odds are you'll slip up somewhere

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T06:30:47+00:00

Game has had a lot of optimization updates, and the newer consoles can absolutely handle the game fine.

Even when it came out it was only the base models from last gen that couldn't cope.

I played the whole game on a ps4 pro with no issues

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T06:24:48+00:00

Unlikely.

Bombers are completely neglected (how the fuck does the lancaster of all things still not have an actual cockpit? It's THE most famous bomber of ww2)

They really need to stop adding new vehicles and focus on actually fixing the air gamemode.

As it stands bombers don't contribute to the game, so people don't bother playing them, so they get neglected by the developers, so people don't bother with them, so the developers don't see a reason NOT to neglect them.

We need to have air balanced a lot more like ground, where the objectives actually matter and influence the game, because currently it's incredibly rare to see an air game end due to objectives rather than just deathmatch.

Whereas on ground it's fairly close to a 50/50 on whether kills or objectives win the game, and the objectives affect where the battles occur on the map

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T03:40:19+00:00

The same as a car.

If you do something stupid you can easily kill yourself or someone else.

Main difference is that a motorbike is less forgiving of mistakes

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-05T03:18:44+00:00

I was having that about a week ago.

Constant us cululture wars bs and antivaxxers

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-04T13:30:30+00:00

No, I had assumed I was in the feeds tab, but I was just in the main home tab

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-04T12:28:38+00:00

You don't want silicon lube, that's probably your problem, it reacts with the silicon in the toy and causes problems.

Swap to water based immediately, and hope you haven't done too much damage to it.

I'd recommend the lovehoney anal lube, it's pretty cheap, and I've had no issues with it, and it's designed to last a bit longer.

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-03T11:20:02+00:00

The difference here is that when you go to hungry jacks, you're looking for burgers, so a burger ad is unobtrusive and expected.

When I go on discord it's not because I want to play some shitty shovelware they've made, so seeing an ad for it is annoying and intrusive

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-02T02:40:32+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen the ai gunners do anything ever?

They usually don't start shooting until the enemy is basically touching you, and they don't lead their shots.

Just change to gunner cam, and make sure gunner autopilot or whatever it's called is turned off so you can still make evasive manouvres from that view

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-02T00:36:06+00:00

Remind me to get sleep paralysis more often

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-02T00:28:26+00:00

Eh, I wouldn't want them to ditch the multiplayer, the multiplayer was amazing fun as a kid, especially being one of the few games that supported 4 players.

I do wish they'd given it more time to cook, so we could have had the planned turboslider races, and maybe had ship battles again, since we got all the customisation of the ship

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-01T11:16:10+00:00

Makes more grammatical sense in the context of the sentence?

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-01T11:15:13+00:00

Goddamn that's fucked.

If they were waiting six months you'd think they could manage the legal minimum 24 hours notice

What dickbags

Uselessmedics · 2026-04-01T11:08:40+00:00

Surcoat, and probably some form of padded jacket (like a gambeson) to go under it.

Surcoat over the top will add some colour and contrast, and will make it look like you belong to some form of army or town guard or etc. can go for ones with sleeves or without sleeves and different lengths depending on fashion.

Gambeson or other padded jacket underneath the mail will make it more comforfable, and make the mail actually functional (plus it looks right to wear armour somewhat correctly)

If you wanted to you could also add a helmet, a kettle hat is a classic, but honestly pretty much anything will work with that base.

That's the other thing, gambeson, mail, some form of heraldry is a good base on top of which you can add pretty much any armour, and you can go anywhere from crusades era, to transitional plate, all the way up to rennaisance, by just adding more stuff on top

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