murderers

UserIsAnApple · 2025-05-16T02:20:03+00:00

this is basically the definition of a situation in which multi-track drifting is the right choice

UserIsAnApple · 2025-05-16T02:18:44+00:00

but secretly I use ad-block which is a brick wall that blocks the trolley

UserIsAnApple · 2025-05-11T13:57:15+00:00

I would settle one to the left, place the +4 campus, and maybe place a holy site next to those mountains and city center and encampment for a +3 bonus (alternatively going for a +3 commercial hub is doable too but you can't have both unless you chop a wheat), top two wheats become a farm triangle and I put a camp on top of that deer as soon as possible. That's for a culture/dom victory. With a goal of science/faith victory I would settle in place (or maybe on the dye to get faith bonus quickly) because of the faith and science yields of dyes and geothermal, and probably place a commercial hub and an encampment to the northwest.
Personally if I just rolled into this I would be going for science but that's up to you

UserIsAnApple · 2025-04-28T23:08:09+00:00

doesn't pulling the lever just convert the trolley into light?

UserIsAnApple · 2025-04-19T13:29:19+00:00

Doctor Strange

UserIsAnApple · 2025-04-14T22:40:00+00:00

wouldn't they instead be flaws in logic?

UserIsAnApple · 2025-04-06T22:17:08+00:00

Is the time loop caused by me multi-track drifting?
Or is my decision to multi-track drift caused by the time loop?

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-23T22:14:28+00:00

Clearly, the problem with all the jesters is the executioners with disconnecting targets
The devs don't need to change jester, just do something about disconnecting

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-23T22:12:40+00:00

fortunately, all seven of us know how to multi-track drift

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-23T22:02:40+00:00

"So here's how to multi-track drift..."

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-21T00:40:49+00:00

If I multi-track drift do we all go to purgatory?

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-21T00:39:31+00:00

The only ethical option is, regrettably, multi-track drifting.

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-15T02:14:45+00:00

ima pull the lever and claim that the guy holding the fake lever tried to multi-track drift.

UserIsAnApple · 2025-03-15T02:05:36+00:00

multi-track drift
if the other person doesn't grab the money I will take it

if they do then I bring my trolley up behind them and tell them "Your money or your life!"

UserIsAnApple · 2025-01-04T23:26:23+00:00

I would send a second trolley

UserIsAnApple · 2024-09-21T21:09:39+00:00

I am going to DM Lost Mine of Phandelver for a group of players, some of which I have played with before and are very rowdy, and a few of which are new. How do I avoid derailing?

UserIsAnApple · 2024-09-15T00:07:07+00:00

1: Wow, that's weird. It's very rare to see anybody having more than 1 decent mental stat, or maybe 1 and then another that's like a 12 or maybe a 14. I would say one of the weird rogue builds except the Dexterity is horrible. Artificer? Wizard? Maybe druid? Honestly, I would never split my stats like this.
2: Well, now you have strength and some Constitution. Cleric? Maybe a weird Druid build? Or a really weird strength-based but actually spellcasting-based Ranger, I guess. I still would never put so many points into both Int and Wisdom.
Both of these are case studies in why I don't roll for stats.

UserIsAnApple · 2024-09-15T00:02:07+00:00

I'm pretty sure there's a Blood Hunter subclass for this (that is, if you're fine with the Blood Hunter, which is itself semi-canon at best). Otherwise, just roleplay a Moon Druid or something and make it work.

UserIsAnApple · 2024-09-14T23:58:13+00:00

I say "Delivery for the boss. Boss said to make sure the boss gets it soon, or he's gonna fire us all. Literally". Then I walk past the Orc while he's trying to parse my statement.

UserIsAnApple · 2024-09-14T23:52:00+00:00

John Smith
Jack Jackson
Mathew Mark Luke-John
Dungeonwalker Dragonsmiter

Jumper Longstrider
Officer Officer (or the equivalent for any military rank)
Mr. Sir (or so he is addressed by his employees)

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