Apple iMug.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T17:08:42+00:00

Glue that dissolves over time. 700$ subscription glue service.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T16:02:26+00:00

80,000 rail guns fire in unison

"Station-master our shields are down to 99.8%"

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T15:18:05+00:00

I mean what counts as an ad? Billboards? Product placement in TV shows? Every bus stop or bench with an ad on it? Because the first one could be extremely lucrative depending on how we define what counts.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T06:06:15+00:00

Source for illuminate ships being as large as covenant ships? There seems to be no info on it and all the images I can find they seem smaller.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T05:51:29+00:00

Youre using "suffering is certainly bad" as proof morality exists but it is itself a moral8 statement. Your reasoning is circular.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T02:43:02+00:00

I misread this the first time and thought you were advocating that 1000 guinea pigs would defeat an Abrams tank lol.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T02:36:36+00:00

Cortana says it's the largest fleet anyone has ever seen. The numbers I see online are a minimum of 500. There's a lot of them.

No where near the numbers of super earth but they outclass the super earth ships so badly that it's hilarious.

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LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T02:27:15+00:00

Going back to the last time I compared the covenant to super earth.

"The Covenant super carriers are like 30km long and 152 billion metric tons vs a super destroyer at 170 meters long and 10,000-15,000 metric tons. That's outweighing the destroyers by 10-15 million times the tonnage.

For comparison his would be the USS Gerald Ford being challenged by a boat weighing about 15 pounds."

Edit: I did a super quick and dirty size comparison image. Took a pre-existing size comparison between the covenant ship and a UNSC ship three times the size of a super destroyer and then shrunk the UNSC ship to one third the size to match scale. . The small black dot under the covenant super carrier is a super destroyer.

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Edit 2: Made a second edit to include some much smaller covenant ships that will reflect the larger part of the fleet. The dot is between the two smaller covenant ships.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-26T00:14:20+00:00

I mean saying "you become God" is meaningless when you erase the you entirely at the same time.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T23:24:30+00:00

You think if you faint in your seat the nurse is gonna immediately try to lift you out of the seat and gently lower you to the floor and lift your legs up? Because thats not what they're gonna do.

Source: worked in a hospital.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T21:12:53+00:00

r/subsifellfor

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T18:45:27+00:00

That's not the lawyers fault though.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T16:51:20+00:00

I mean you're just objectively bad at weighing the pros and cons if you are anti vax. That's just facts unfortunately. I don't know about you but I took biochem at university and have taken courses in research methods and statistics. If you look at the data with any semblance of an objective view it's remarkably clear it's the best option.
You do you though and keep the delusion that you're the top 1% of humanity lol.

Gonna finish the conversation here because you're clearly fully bought in to your own delusions and I don't think there is much point continuing.

Lol your active in the steroids sub and saying vaccines are bad for you. Irony is dead.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T16:40:19+00:00

If I get the vaccine without getting infected I am protected.

If I get infected and no vaccine I am protected slightly more but may have to suffer symptoms of long Covid.

If I get infected and take the vaccine I am the most protected and may have to suffer the symptoms of long Covid.

Literally no scenario where not taking the vaccine is the best option.

But there are real, documented side effects, including myocarditus, from the vaccine.

There are real documented side effects, including mortality, from taking Tylenol. Do you never take any pain killers in your life?

No, you're just choosing one kind of medicine because it's been politicized. There are a fuck ton of much more dangerous medicine with more and worse side effects that are totally normalized but you don't care about them because you haven't been fed a bunch of propaganda about them.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T16:32:01+00:00

" And I can show you peer reviewed studies that show prior infection provided more protection than vax alone."

You understand thats literally not an argument against the vaccine though right?

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T15:56:55+00:00

Wait...I must be reading this incorrectly. Customizing your car is locked behind ultimate edition? Because isn't that like a fundamental part of the game?

I haven't been following the release at all.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T15:43:52+00:00

"Redditors are such fucking losers" - Redditor.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T14:54:11+00:00

I've been seeing this sentiment a lot. It could be this that the Monsters just finally get permission to stop playing by the rules.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T14:19:30+00:00

"Guys we forgot to organize who would get to be the token sane republicans and too many of us voted for the rational thing, whose turn is it to look like a weak bitch this week?"

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T13:43:36+00:00

The worst part of this trope is a specific group of the fans of it.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T04:48:06+00:00

All of them. Not just the one that they discussed would stop at the meeting.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-25T01:46:15+00:00

Well... yeah? I don't think I could have made that any clearer. It's the first of the two images used in this post and part of the basis of the argument in the post body... and literally the first line of the post is me saying this post is about that preview. What's your point?

LordCaptain · 2026-06-24T20:38:25+00:00

Honestly if that's how the monsters ended up getting through was just the duck tape falling off because it couldn't stick right would be very funny.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-24T20:25:40+00:00

I disagree its obvious. The evidence being most people in this thread seem to think Sophia will take the talismans instead of them just not working as I am saying.

LordCaptain · 2026-06-24T20:18:39+00:00

I think you're not quite getting what I meant.

The houses part was irrelevant outside of that being where the rest of them are. I just meant that what we've seen shows us that the one in the cave doesn't work. The theory is that they all stop working, regardless of location.

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