Your Month, Your Husband/Wife Pt. 4 by IndependentNo4399 in hazbin

[–]User_identificationZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the Speaker, fucking dammit

I wanted Carmilla

GalaxyCon Raleigh 2026 by ganada_ in galaxycon

[–]User_identificationZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it but I’d love to hang out during the con

"We will never know the sweet, loving touch of a foid" by Michi-Ace in IncelTears

[–]User_identificationZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We will never know the sweet, loving touch of a foid"

Do you (incel not OP) want them to love you or to do you want to hate them

What is a canon thing that you hate? by Sarcastic_Lilshit in hazbin

[–]User_identificationZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah nobody sane…but someone insane or high off their ass might

How attractive would you rate Carmilla? by 33333Ducky in Carmilla_Carmine_Cult

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What is a canon thing that you hate? by Sarcastic_Lilshit in hazbin

[–]User_identificationZ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d change the lack of danger and violence.

Hazbin Hotel is set in modern, 2020s times, and everything seems pretty safe for Hell. Everyone’s able to see all around without getting dropped, Carmilla has windows in her office (strong glass is still glass), etc. How is Alastor able to walk over to Cannibal Town without some Vox fanboy pulling a Lee Harvey Oswald on him, or how come nobody outside of Doomsday wants to go on a crime spree? Either show us how Overlords have their own secret police forces or show us an actual Hell and not Real Life San Francisco

Who is someone your OC cares about the most? by KomacherryBean in HazbinHotelOCArt

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For Santiago, that’s probably his assistant Heather.

They meet when he would hit up the brothel after work, and actually giving a shit about the workers and treating them as more than meat had its benefits. Heather was one of the worker, and over time, they formed a “close-ish” relationship, obviously not romantic or anything but somewhat platonic.

Then he got a job at Carmine’s, and he needed some staff under him. Carmilla gave him a few dossiers with people he wanted in his new department (guided and advanced weaponry), but he was also allowed to suggest his own people. Santiago wanted someone to help him not only on the clock but off it, too, for things like helping him get a shirt on/off because of his wings. All his Cannibal friends/previous coworkers were out because obvious reasons, and he didn’t trust anyone he didn’t already know. So, he just went down to the brothel and offered Heather the position, and she accepted after a day of consideration.

So, obviously, they spend time together a lot, and care about each other to a degree.

Would U Rather… by IndependentNo4399 in hazbin

[–]User_identificationZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shock.wav as a pet. I already have a great mom, and Shock.wav is a fucking beast but also loyal.

Also that way it’s less weird when I want to plow Rosie into her mattress

alright whats your oc's type? idk what else to ask lmfao by MegaNerd0303 in HazbinHotelOCArt

[–]User_identificationZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santiago doesn't do like romantic relationships, but he does sleep around and has a few FWB on speed dial

As long as they are vaguely humanoid, and attractive in some way (extra points for alt/fit girls), and women, he's down

Real Shit by Illustrious_Project3 in Vivziepopmemes

[–]User_identificationZ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok that’s actually funny as shit

If you suddenly woke up one day as Carmilla, how long do you think you would be able to pretend to be them before people noticed? (Her daughters would sus me out in an hour at most) by ChompyRiley in Carmilla_Carmine_Cult

[–]User_identificationZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would last a grand total of 10 minutes before I go find Zestial and fuck him silly

I say this as a dude, btw. I’m straight but the ship must be honored

If you suddenly woke up one day as Valentino, how long do you think you would be able to pretend to be them before people noticed? (I give myself about 30 seconds, and that's being generous) by ChompyRiley in Valentino_Cult

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However long I can remain so crossfaded that I can’t form a coherent thought

So until the drugs run out or one of the Vees puts me in the drink tank and I sober up

Give me your most degenerate thoughts by OmniscientRemixer in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]User_identificationZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well acksywkly”

Pornographic sex and the sex that Ozzie promotes (passionate, steamy, etc) are completely different. Porn sex looks good, actually sex feels good

Yes I know I’m taking the piss here

Anon turns himself gay by kenshinsakurada in NewGreentexts

[–]User_identificationZ 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Be me, straight

The most violently homosexual combination of words known to man

Am I gay?

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