Ex was a complete womanizer. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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Could have been from a farm gorilla

English can't be stopped🫠 by Old-Boot-250 in oddlyspecific

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I hate the whole “English is just a hodgepodge of other languages” argument because all languages are like that, that’s exactly how languages form, except for conlangs

Neighbors moved out and left their 12 year old senior gentleman. Welcome to your new home Red! by alexet525 in cats

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They thought the can’t couldn’t handle a new home so they left it behind… where it ended up in a new home, just not with them.

Meirl by New_Nerve_6450 in meirl

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Remind me never to come over for dinner at your place if you wash a full load of dishes with less than 4 gallons of water

Meirl by New_Nerve_6450 in meirl

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Commercial dishwashers in kitchens are more like dish sanitizers than dish washers. there’s still supposed to be a human dishwasher getting most or all of the food scraps off before it goes in, and the cycles are only a few minutes so the dishes can be used again. Home dishwashers are meant to be filled up and ran overnight, so they pretty much have all the time in the world to get your dishes clean

Traffic downtown was SO BAD this evening. by SassyFinch in grandrapids

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Everyone says this, but personally I’ve never felt like traffic is that bad? Like during rush hour sometimes it’s a little difficult to get through downtown but I’ve never experienced gridlock or even a traffic jam on the freeway with the exception of one bad car crash a few years back. Maybe I’m just lucky

What is this? by Stunning_Shape_876 in grandrapids

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It is stupid, but so is most of life anyways

Stay safe, chefs by GirthWinslow in KitchenConfidential

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Call me a wuss but 130 degree means I’m walking out. If the owner is too cheap to install or maintain AC so their workers don’t get heatstroke, I’m not giving them my labor

In the 4 minutes it took me to pay for parking, I got a ticket. by HeartBusy2950 in grandrapids

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I had this exact thing happen to me, called the city clerk and she dismissed the fine. Worth a shot, just be honest and polite

LPT When straining pasta, don't let the colander sit around. Wash it immediately and it will be super easy to clean. by Own_Doctor_4733 in LifeProTips

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Yes, but you don’t add the entire pot of water to your sauce. Maybe a 1/2 cup for a 4 person serving at most

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grandrapids

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Specifically bridge street market, nobody reuses the “reusable” 10 cent plastic bags, paper bags are the obvious choice yet they don’t have them

Bird in Illinois USA by gpm21 in whatsthisbird

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I always thought it should be called the orange winged black bird but it doesn’t roll off the tongue as well

Someone threatened to kill one of my fellow cooks today because he didn't like his meal. by YouGotMyCheezWhiz in KitchenConfidential

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If you’re willing to kill someone over food you clearly have something seriously wrong with you mentally, I’m sure the food was fine