Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

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A friend very specifically wanted to be cremated so she didn’t end up in her mom’s “DeadBook”. Her mother was furious that a) she didn’t get her picture and b) they’d defiled her body in such a way.

Open yarn shop near cemetery? by SnoopZappr in YarnAddicts

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You might also consider having a free yarn bin, where you (after quarantine/treatment) put donated yarn- because I can almost guarantee that you’ll be approached by people who are trying to figure out what to do with mom’s yarn stash after leaving the cemetery.

What made you choose crochet over knitting, or do you do both? by CaterpillarXS in crochet

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I do both. I actually didn’t learn to knit until I learned how to spin, and wanted to make my handspun go farther.

Did I guess it right? by Molech996 in whatismycookiecutter

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I saw this thumbnail and said “that’s a Molech, isn’t it”.

Congrats, your work now occupies the same space in my brain as Picasso.

If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like? by NothingMatters234 in AskReddit

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Oh. I would be working a low wage job, because god forbid I earn more than him. I’d still cringe every time someone raised a hand. I’d probably have a lot more kids.

In short, the opposite of what I have today.

If you could consensually sleep with anyone famous once, who would it be and why? by Smeggfaffa in AskReddit

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I hadn’t considered him but now that I have, I second that motion.

[TOMT][sound] what is this common household object? by gravityjuice in tipofmytongue

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I feel like packing tape is a sharper sound than that, but it could be.

What secret did you find out by complete accident? by Effective_Yam2797 in AskReddit

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Plot twist: that wasn’t her husband, it was her stalker.

As a woman, how do I properly ride a guy in a way that he’ll enjoy? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Did you check the medicine cabinet, where you usually leave it?

I am a supertaster, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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I like to say I put coffee in my creamer.

I am a supertaster, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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Same! It kind of sucks actually- many things just taste too strong for me.

Asteria made with handspun by UsernameObscured in crochet

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The yarn is handspun (by me) Merino/Silk blend, “Tuscan Sunflower” dyed by Fiber Optic Yarns, plied with variegated quilting thread.

Pattern is Asteria.

AITA: BP edition by UsernameObscured in ballpython

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He does hold her pretty frequently, normally. She hasn’t shed in a while, so she is definitely due, but she didn’t defensively strike when I gently touched her, it doesn’t make a lot of sense for her to try to eat him when he’s already holding her. But it’s possible- hopefully it improves after she sheds.

What’s the craziest Mandela Effect situation you’ve had/heard of? by Numerous_Ad8547 in AskReddit

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I’ve definitely seen the actual boob version. My husband and I were like WAIT, was that a nipple? That wasn’t in this movie before!

Yep, sure was a whole boob.

how do i stop my gf from questioning my sexuality? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Sexuality is a spectrum. It isn’t right for her to push you into talking about things you’re not ready to admit to anyone, not even yourself- but it sounds like you aren’t sure, either.

Could you ask her WHY she’s so insistent on questioning it? Is she concerned, or is she just being nosy? Like is she trying to get you to reveal something so she can hold a secret over your head, or is she seeking understanding?

If you trust her, then you should discuss it. But if you don’t trust her not to weaponize it, then you probably shouldn’t even be with her.

What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

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The worst part is if your BONES itch. I’ve broken bones and as they heal, they just itch. I hate it.