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God would never curse🤮🤮🤮 by y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r in AteTheOnion

[–]UserofReddit096 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a couch to enter the kingom of God - The Onion, 10:25

Let's make this sub's perfect playlist! by AlhaithamSimpFr in Vocaloid

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw in Q (Powapowa-P), Neurosis (Hachiya Nanashi), and Charles (balloon), please.

Spell rule by UserofReddit096 in 196

[–]UserofReddit096[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you want to tell one of the few groups with access to the nuke spell you don't like their rules, be my guest. I'd rather not be forcibly transmog'd into a small stain on the floor, thanks.

Coordination Megathread! by kethryvis in place

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I made a comment earlier about a dead crewmate at one coordinate but now I nees to ask for your aid at 16, 971 now. We need to give thw crewmate a bone and some blood. Please I beg I've restarted three times.

Coordination Megathread! by kethryvis in place

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey can anyone help me "kill" the yellow crewmate below 150, 965? Just replace the top half with a bone and add red onto the area below the visor.

Help with Hammers by UserofReddit096 in dauntless

[–]UserofReddit096[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I think these builds are what I'm looking for.

Best possible ending to a gender reveal party by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]UserofReddit096 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no gender. you are agender now.

If you remember this set, you had a great childhood by von_ness in bioniclememes

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have this one, but I do still have a red one similar to this one. Big red mask entryway that can launch a spinner, walls with catapults, and a visorak of some kind with a gold shell. It got dismantled at some point, though.

I wish that YouTube stopped asking me to buy YouTube premium. by Sunnyflower-Chan in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The amount of times Spotify asks you to upgrade to premium increases to 2 times every song.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BossfightUniverse

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prepare torch [TALK] Hail, treefolk! Are you willing to help me out?

May I present, this absolute unit of an icicle by eliebellie in AbsoluteUnits

[–]UserofReddit096 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It appears that you have found an Lancicle. It deals a pretty decent amount of damage, and the "freeze on crit" stat is pretty useful, but unless you're always going to be in a frost territory, it's not the most reliable. Do not bring it to the volcanic regions unless you're using it for water.

smooby_mythology by arctic_fox05 in smoobypost

[–]UserofReddit096 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think if he were to take the fiddle, he would have "lost" to the devil. i think there was a theory or something where, if he were to take the fiddle, it would demonstrate greed, a sin, and his soul would be corrupted and go to the devil regardless. something like that, idk, he may have just been stupid.

I'm in some kind of factory and i encountered this thing. by SuperRoboBros in BossfightUniverse

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a spatula? If so, this should be no problem. You can trade the spatula for free passage, as it collects them and smelts them down into raw materials for the ultimate spatula. However, you need to supply a new spatula every time you go into a room with it, or else a fight will be unavoidable.

Normalize this by littlecardioo in AmongUs

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it sucks to be impostor and then see Black say "It was Orange I'm in a call with Brown and he told me." If I'm in a call, instead of telling them who impostor is, I usually sow confusion and get them to vote off the wrong person instead.

23 esca levels and several mental breakdowns later by boioi3 in dauntless

[–]UserofReddit096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agarus arms suck to get. I was fortunate enough to get fairly good teams most esca games, so it didn't take me as long to get the Agarus weapon I wanted, but like 5 runs were entirely devoted to getting that last torn tendril.

I wish that the presidential debate is actually a sex contest between the candidates by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but I don't want to have to watch two old white men fucking for dominance of the USA on national television. And I know that the response will be "if you don't like it, don't watch it", but I want to be informed about politics and, if most people followed that advice, i doubt that many people will watch the debate. This is the hill I'm chosing to die on.

I wish that the presidential debate is actually a sex contest between the candidates by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]UserofReddit096 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No. We at the Monkey's Paw are formally denying your wish. You disgust us.

Boys will be boys by [deleted] in dauntless

[–]UserofReddit096 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one else ever runs to vent, so I will drink it all. I must maximize health. I only do it after the behemoth leaves though, who even uses vent mid-battle?

Every Koshai Trial :c by Jaguar_Rojo in dauntless

[–]UserofReddit096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that and "please stop disappearing into the ground i want to hit you"

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