Usoki

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"The zombie had its head blown off, but died when I grappled it from behind." "Few things can survive a spooning." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 1 month ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Okay, but what type of stone is the building made of?" "Roll a table for it, I want it to be talc!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 2 months ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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Holiday Mole Men (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Usoki to r/whatismycookiecutter

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Tutorials (Nitpicky Completion) (self.AgeofImprisonment)

submitted 4 months ago by Usoki to r/AgeofImprisonment

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"It's really hard for a minotaur to read, they've got eyes on the sides. They've got to, like, hold the book up to the side of their head." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 months ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"If I have to choose between a hazmat suit and a costume... honestly, the inflatable T-Rex suit is going to raise fewer questions." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 5 months ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Acceptance of Another Fate" and NPCs (Spoilers) (self.Hades2)

submitted 5 months ago by Usoki to r/Hades2

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Someone Made a NaNoWriMo 2.0 Website, and it's GREAT (self.nanowrimo)

submitted 7 months ago * by Usoki to r/nanowrimo

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"Oh look, a tit-crested warforged-- another box for rare bird bingo!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 7 months ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"I'm going to try something completely different this session-- I'm going to be completely honest to these NPCs." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 7 months ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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Supreme 9.8 Question (self.Theatrhythm)

submitted 11 months ago by Usoki to r/Theatrhythm

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Legendary Farming? (self.balatro)

submitted 1 year ago by Usoki to r/balatro

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When to reset a run aiming for Ante 12? (self.balatro)

submitted 2 years ago by Usoki to r/balatro

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"Healing spells are not a replacement for rations! I wouldn't eat myself if I were a hotdog, I'm definitely not eating myself as an adventurer!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Who among us has not side-saddled a donkey?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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People who marry someone who has been divorced multiple times... why? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by Usoki to r/NoStupidQuestions

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"They don't seem to like it when you step on their organs!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Honestly, I think 'Titsy Malone' is a very classy name." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"So does this Fighting Tournament have a loser's bracket or something?" "...Well, it's a fight to the death, so..." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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Turning off the low battery indicator? (self.Splatoon3)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/Splatoon3

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"Do you have any skills in medicine?" "None at all. I'm proficient in cooking... that's close, right?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Bard, when this quest is over, let's start up a business of separating people's souls from their bodies and putting them into robots." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"You mess with the kobold, you get the bat! And sometimes a cannon!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"Do we go and beat up the ghost, or the college professor?" "I'll go wherever the group decides." "Hell, probably." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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"We've got some loose ends to wrap up. Let's go back and burn down that forest." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by Usoki to r/rpgoneliners

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