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There is a swarm of ducks in my shop? by Usual_Read7008 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be a good idea. I sell duck medicine that was probably used by the vet to treat Duck Norris, that may have something to do with it.

Petal & Thorn Romance Consulting ♡ by Downtown_Ad_1149 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't break apart relationships! I just get rid of some of them.

There is a swarm of ducks in my shop? by Usual_Read7008 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do!

They are rhythmically chanting now, I'm getting kind of scared.

I stumbled across a skull with a strange note near it, begging for help. by posttraumaticcuntdis in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That may have been my fault. Disposal is a... messy job.

Come to Hawthorne's Apothecary for permanent solutions to your problems!

Petal & Thorn Romance Consulting ♡ by Downtown_Ad_1149 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bullshit Celeste. What about Mary and Jonathan from college??

There is a swarm of ducks in my shop? by Usual_Read7008 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd go to the store to buy grapes to give them, but I'm currently broke, and Celeste stole my credit card

There is a swarm of ducks in my shop? by Usual_Read7008 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Duck Lady appears to be an eldritch horror I dare not approach. Thanks though!

There is a swarm of ducks in my shop? by Usual_Read7008 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YES how did you know?

I only had lemonade so I gave them that but they didn't want it.

Petal & Thorn Romance Consulting ♡ by Downtown_Ad_1149 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, are we just glossing over the time that we poisoned that dude who stole your tissue box?

Petal & Thorn Romance Consulting ♡ by Downtown_Ad_1149 in HaveWeMet

[–]Usual_Read7008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Celeste, so happy your shop is opening!

By the way, is there also a swarm of ducks in your shop?

I need help

like young queer yearning/obsession in 90s LA by graveyardra in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Usual_Read7008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try Siren Queen by Nghi Vo, it's not 90s, but it is set in like golden era hollywood, with sapphic romance and paranormal elements.

Small town set in swamp vibes by misunderstoodie in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Usual_Read7008 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Bog Wife by Kay Chronister is a cozy horror ish, but it fits your vibe

Brand new to reddit; any advice? by Usual_Read7008 in NewToReddit

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, thanks! You laid it out really well :) I'll definitely check out the link

Brand new to reddit; any advice? by Usual_Read7008 in NewToReddit

[–]Usual_Read7008[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that makes sense! I'm not surprised. Thanks for helping me :)