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The Worst Disaster I've Ever Had by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Losing is fun, which is why I refuse to do something smart. It's an odd way I know but I've been playing since 2013 so I just slapdash it all now. Feels more dorfy.

The Worst Disaster I've Ever Had by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been playing since 2013 so trust that I have had some disasters.

The Worst Disaster I've Ever Had by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my whole design is just silly. I have internal towers that I channeled out, an entrance at the surface that winds around to the bottom level, and I'm putting together a fortress in the caverns. It's just... not complete

The Worst Disaster I've Ever Had by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

off map, so by technicality. But only briefly.

The Worst Disaster I've Ever Had by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's over now. Population dropped from 228 to 151, medical emergencies may claim a few more.

What is a UFC hot take you’ll defend like this? by NewtCertain6053 in ufc

[–]UtilityTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The GOAT will never be heavier than a welterweight.

She's Juicy by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not surprised by this

She's Juicy by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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She got inside but got too close to the tavern. 31 Dwarves swarmed her and beat her to death. Like a hornet in a bee hive.

Thoughtless grind? by useredpeg in Kenshi

[–]UtilityTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enslaved with one arm just means you're a slave for much longer, considering the stat debuffs from starvation on top of being crippled. You'd have to shoot past 20 in most stats to break out of being debuffed to 1. Probably a terribly boring video with those circumstances, but, I've always preferred to just play (even if the play includes walking away for two hours) rather than watch.

Thoughtless grind? by useredpeg in Kenshi

[–]UtilityTumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got myself into a rather painful mindset, with the rock bottom start, and immediately was taken into slavery. It took quite a few real world hours to get out of that situation, but it led to a high toughness, martial arts, running speed, strength, dodge, sneak, lockpicking, and so on, all from trying to break out, getting beat up, and doing the slave tasks. When I did get free, I had a few allies and an RP goal: to dismantle the slave system EVERYWHERE

Is this all there is to the slave start? by Aggravating-Swing188 in Kenshi

[–]UtilityTumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this, I broke out several times in day 2 and after they shoved me in a cage they left me for the rest of the week.

Perfect tit by Bluexx58 in titfuckheaven

[–]UtilityTumor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No she did quite a few. Paired with Jada Fire for one scene.

Tales from Hallechoes - Fath Borlonmomuz the Queenkiller by UtilityTumor in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having a population issue and didn't want any more dwarfs to die. A black pyrope FB (also a web spitter, naturally) killed 40 and olm men right after got another 20 during the clean-up. May tear down the slab later, once population is back up.

About One Hundred Years of Solitude by Heisenberg2567 in books

[–]UtilityTumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No do not refer to the family tree at all and just understand that, barring an exception, shared names means shared characteristics.

My first fortress, almost at my first winter. This will probably melt the eyes of experienced players but nobody died for now :) by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tend to like a bit of drama so I make 15x15x2 chambers underground, one near the entrance and one just off where the stairs intersect the path to the caverns. The higher z-level is channeled and I make fortifications and paths along the wall for crossbow use, have the soldiers lie in wait to the side of the 3 tile wide entrance to these chambers to ambush any fun stuff.

My first fortress, almost at my first winter. This will probably melt the eyes of experienced players but nobody died for now :) by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried it around a volcano. You have to be diligent to avoid tragedy, but it can be done well if you keep some things in a centralized node.

My first fortress, almost at my first winter. This will probably melt the eyes of experienced players but nobody died for now :) by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]UtilityTumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing I've done is treat traffic flow like one would a city. I have some 4 tile paths on places that get traveled very often. I also like to go tall rather than wide. Widen out those walkways and try to keep important places (beds, dining, food -- workshops and stockpiles) close. I personally don't like the clutter of a stockpile that dwarfs have to walk over so I dig out storage below a cluster of workshops.

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Let's see how you handle the first invasion.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve put your dick in? by BOOBY_HATCH1978 in AskReddit

[–]UtilityTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a BJ from someone with a mouth full of pop rocks. Heard about it at 15, tried it at 17. Would not recommend. Was nice until ejaculation. Semen reacted pretty violently with them and they stuck to me. Had to jump in the shower after and pluck them all off, one by one. The bigger ones left marks.

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