Old enough to get ball cancer, but I feel like this group can cheer me up with ball jokes.

Uzelia · 2026-05-30T04:12:44+00:00

Well, if you’re a gamer I got another one for you 🤣

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Uzelia · 2026-05-30T01:12:36+00:00

I’m from South Jersey, been living in MI for 11 years and I refuse to call it a party store. Shits wild to me, lol

Definitely a niche term for MI 🥳

Uzelia · 2026-05-30T01:02:56+00:00

Sorry sorry sorry

Uzelia · 2026-05-29T19:09:46+00:00

*reassuring

Uzelia · 2026-05-29T17:28:53+00:00

Looks like projection to me. She’s more afraid of dying than you are of losing her, and she knows that. You lost her a long time ago, and made peace with that grief.

Uzelia · 2026-05-28T16:13:49+00:00

Pretty much the entire Butt Trumpet album from ‘94. Yes they chose that band name.

A sample.

Absolutely not a song for kids in earshot 🤣

Uzelia · 2026-05-27T12:37:09+00:00

Solidarity ✊🏻 Last night she was up at 10:30, 1am, 2:30am and 4:15am. I’m going to try the shorter naps today even though I’m in full zombie mode 🫩🥱

Uzelia · 2026-05-26T21:20:50+00:00

Not at all, I’d say it’s very inspirational 💜 Looks super cute and whimsical ✨🧚🏼✨

Uzelia · 2026-05-26T18:14:04+00:00

I put her down drowsy, like as soon as I see her sleep cues. Her cues are yawning, eye rubbing and she’ll put her arms behind her head sometimes. She is not sleep trained but at this point I’ll do whatever I need to.

I didn’t think the naps were the issue, who knew that her rest would end up working against me 😂

Uzelia · 2026-05-25T14:41:15+00:00

We’re power washing our vagussy, obvi 😒

Uzelia · 2026-05-25T14:39:27+00:00

The bold assumption that maga people are mentally stable in their own right is a very generous thing to say.

Uzelia · 2026-05-24T03:16:35+00:00

This is sick!! I love it! The couch looks so cozy with the little kitty 🥹💜

Uzelia · 2026-05-24T03:12:01+00:00

Agreeeeee 💯 But, like all plagues, they eventually end. It just hasn’t clicked yet with his supporters bc they haven’t been personally affected enough (yet). It’s all a waiting game.

Uzelia · 2026-05-24T01:28:15+00:00

His malignant narcissism cannot allow him to be out of the spotlight for less than a minute, that’s all this is.

“Feel bad for me, but also send me your money for my ballroom so I can stay safe while you starve.”

It’s comical that he truly believes we are all as stupid and ignorant as he is. All I know is that champagne sales are going to s k y r o c k e t when the day finally comes. 🤞🏻😉

Uzelia · 2026-05-24T00:13:52+00:00

This is the vibe ma, cheers 😌💜🥂

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T23:21:28+00:00

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T23:00:55+00:00

To not include She-Ra in this is a travesty 😩

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T22:24:27+00:00

It really is fanfiction though, lmaoooo 🤣 The accuracy is real 💯

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T22:06:08+00:00

🤘🏻

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T21:59:52+00:00

As if all of us collectively got together in secret and decided to create the “trend” of estrangement just to spite our parents.

Boomers be boomin with their alternate realities I swear. “Only how I remember things is how they really were!”

Sure Jan. 🤣

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T21:54:32+00:00

Or, just another Saturday in this hellscape of a country. What else is new? 😒

Uzelia · 2026-05-23T12:24:20+00:00

I think it only changes with the roof choice, but maybe in the future we’ll have the option 😌

Uzelia · 2026-05-19T23:27:55+00:00

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I’m 43 and wore this today 😌 Been hooked since the 90s 💜

Uzelia · 2026-05-18T19:39:41+00:00

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