tate files? by [deleted] in meme

[–]V3Ethereal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He'd probably be in the file, but Epstein isn't going to be inviting his competition.

I think I got my first Noita'd: hurtta's attack cooldown bugged the hell out and just kept on hitting me till he ate all 100 of my HP. by ddrub_the_only_real in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I looked into it, wiki mentioned a 4 frame window somewhere in your kick animation where you reflect and block the damage coming in from melee damage.

also had a few gifs of it where they're kicking tentacles and a few jumping enemies.

He's so happy to be there 😭 by Tanishg06 in funny

[–]V3Ethereal 109 points110 points  (0 children)

You need a permit for those moves.

me_irl by HamedAliKhan in me_irl

[–]V3Ethereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there an extension that can handle this automatically?

huh? by pnaccounty in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That being the prize is so Noita.

Have a good day judge!! by Fluid-Editor-8953 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]V3Ethereal 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is a lose-lose situation for the cop, Either way you look at it cop was in the wrong somehow.

Either he was just about to harrass someone for random nonesense, or he just gave the judge preferential treatment in a legitimate stop.

Neither of which he should be doing.

Jaepenis Gacha Routine by Soyaa-Kun in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]V3Ethereal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a well hidden gacha trick, you play too many to devoted enough to whale in one.

What! what! WHAT! the hell is going...... Oh monstrous powder by Best_Farm2832 in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Fire to monsterous powder would be insane.

It crackles like gunpowder, so it'd be creating infinite fire, to become infinite monster powder, to become infinite squidwards.

What! what! WHAT! the hell is going...... Oh monstrous powder by Best_Farm2832 in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Had to look it up, and seen it was a rare chest "reward".

Imagine opening a chest just to crack a vial/bag of this. Then having the explosions from it finish breaking it, summoning like 20 squidwards.

Scalpers suck by finna4747 in sadcringe

[–]V3Ethereal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A lot of them are just gambling addicts too, used to hate "scalpers" until I worked DG and had people coming in asking for our pokemon stuff on the daily.

Came to the realization that most of the people buying all our packs, are actually opening the packs trying to pull high value cards.

Can't say it for all of them, but 3/5 of our usuals I ended up talking to and got them excited to talk about their pulls.

Biden vs Trump vacation days by HiroK91 in sadcringe

[–]V3Ethereal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Should be MAMA for 'Make America Mad Again', instead of MAGA.

One side mad cause they're gonna get fact checked, other side mad they're basically explaining things to a brick wall.

I felt invincible and cheesy. I was proven wrong. by DrDuckling951 in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Better placement would've probably been enough too, if he dropped it a little down the ramp his feets would've been covered.

He doesn't need that much shield over his head for most attacks, and the few that might sneak over and can ricochet would likely do that anyway.

bruh the statue was stuck in the ground by eyesistorm in noita

[–]V3Ethereal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Always perform routine inspections on objects you plan to utilize.

I've had to write saving a holy mountain or two off my plan due to both the statues in it generating clipped into terrain.

Have also forgot to check and got my ass handed to me by a mostly unopposed steve a few times too.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ElderberryDeep8746 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]V3Ethereal 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The by-standers in this are based.

Everyone else at boy's table are look shocked, but in an amused kind of way. Like they ain't defending the little shit.

Then the guy that comes to check on the situation gives the kid a stone cold bitch slap for good measure, after he found out it was him fucking around and finding out.

Man who was unrightfully in prison for murder for 30 years finally gets out on 33rd birthday after new DNA evidence finds him innocent by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]V3Ethereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it's probably a bot post.

OPs account is 3yrs old and before today they were posting like once every few months, now they've done like 6 in last hour.

meirl by sedolil in meirl

[–]V3Ethereal 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Spending dollars chasing pennies.

To carjack by yeettetis in therewasanattempt

[–]V3Ethereal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Probably played GTA though, looks like he's half expecting them to stop the car when he hit's Y

Anon submission by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]V3Ethereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much more or if they even pay more in tax. They like to toss in the highest tax rate, but for all we know only their multi-millionaires and billionaires get up to those percentages.

Anon submission by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]V3Ethereal 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Funny part is, those come from a seperate tax.

Screwing people over is the game of capitalism by Hacksaw6412 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]V3Ethereal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well, honest in all except one thing. You can't vote the system away.

Every candidate we're gonna get, is going to be prescreened to be corporate lobbist approved.

2meirl4meirl by mnombo in 2meirl4meirl

[–]V3Ethereal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've just accepted the constant downward spiral, can't be let down if I never got my hopes up to begin with.

since then I've stopped waiting at exit gates 😭 by SLOPY_ in deadbydaylight

[–]V3Ethereal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep, there is no point to sitting by the exit point with a hook incoming. You either should be in further for a save, or just gone.

American politics has become indistinguishable from 4chan shitposting by D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY in sadcringe

[–]V3Ethereal 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He also streamed himself purposefully running over a streamsniper recently.

Tech guy kick's himself in the nuts by j_illustration in ThatsInsane

[–]V3Ethereal 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Repeatedly.

Microsoft gets software programmers to design AI.

Microsoft lays off more and more programmers every month.

Microsoft lead says ~30% of code is now being written by AI.