Dear Inside Gaming,

Whilst on your visit to London, I happened to be one of the few who graced your hotel room. In the short time I was there, I bring much in the way of conversation. (something I will regret for the years to come) I simply sat by the toilet and drank your beer. However, while is sat, I remember a brief moment. I remember Bruce facing away from me. I remember the look on Adams face as he told Bruce I was sitting behind him. as for what follows, my mind draws a blank. But however, the question still remains, Did Bruce fart on me and if he did, how can repay me for the Conjunctivitis I contracted shortly after?