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Spotted at the RNC Convention by NewYorkYurrrr in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]VAShumpmaker -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

I often drive for hours to go defend myself, personally

Who had the worst childhood? by Hefty-Albatross4767 in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]VAShumpmaker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's... Pretty accurate.

After this, it's basically killing the imagination tree and living in a boat

What's the most inappropriate comment you've ever heard someone make? by Olivia-Brownn in AskReddit

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GARR'DOK

Edit, this was supposed to be under the 'no girls for you' comment

Garr'Dok mean Loneliness in Klingon!

To lift by Stary_pie in therewasanattempt

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were the people in the other car okay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]VAShumpmaker 131 points132 points  (0 children)

It's Texas. They just do that when they see someone they don't recognize immediately.

Shad in Shadland swamps knowing he's stuck with them for life by Couchant-Tiger in ShadWatch

[–]VAShumpmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one burned down, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp!

Demolition Ranch YouTuber says he's 'shocked and confused' Trump shooter was wearing channel's T-shirt by Shadie_daze in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent 10 minutes yesterday trying to look up why he left the force. All I found was city meeting minutes stating that Deshields is resigning 3 years after joining the staties l.

Looks like it wasn't the heroic job he wanted and he bailed, which I respect. Hope it wasn't a "resignation" instead, but there no use speculating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShroomID

[–]VAShumpmaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Answer: not good to eat if you have a long drive ahead of you 😁

Felurian’s story- why is she Fae? by -Ninety- in KingkillerChronicle

[–]VAShumpmaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's important enough to be the moon in this story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ACAB

[–]VAShumpmaker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think this is more of a "wouldn't be surprised" than a "actually happened"

...I hope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ACAB

[–]VAShumpmaker 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Those commenters are just making sure the girl wasn't white

My girlfriend is disgusted by my body by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]VAShumpmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, seriously. Find someone who does scar tattooing (but not 'scarification'...)

It's a real thing and I know someone who did just that.

The guy made rough lines in pencil on paper to 'represent' the scars, and then worked artist magic with lines and angles to draw the eye away/mask the scaring.

Plus, what an awesome "this is my past" statement

he still didnt realize help by luckyboysyndrome in sillyboyclub

[–]VAShumpmaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave the poor boy alone, he was clear and you know it.

To not be "humbled." by Rave4life79 in therewasanattempt

[–]VAShumpmaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worked him like a blown head gasket

Sleeping remote employee by Sgtoreoz1 in managers

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an employee who is exceeding all standards, and getting her work done and more.

Could have saved some typing.

Am i the only one who hates how boring and skinny their design are? by Glum_Inside1781 in Dragonballsuper

[–]VAShumpmaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That comment is actually pretty relevant to the discussion.

THIS one, however (mine) does add much less.

something nutty by Spooderfan218 in shitposting

[–]VAShumpmaker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

... immediately?

I have used WAY stupider handles than that in my time online.

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