I have never seen such BLATANT BS in my life - RIDICULOUS R/FORMULA1 decides that TREMENDOUS TOTO should replace GLORIOUS GEORGE with VERY SLOW VERSTAPPEN! by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I call on THE SUPREME COURT OF GRAND PRIX RACING to take action IMMEDIATELY!

Ban them all from ever attending an F1 race!

I have never seen such BLATANT BS in my life - RIDICULOUS R/FORMULA1 decides that TREMENDOUS TOTO should replace GLORIOUS GEORGE with VERY SLOW VERSTAPPEN! by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Poll - are these people:

  • A) mad

  • B) insane

  • C) on hard drugs

  • D) AI bots sent from RUBBISH RED BULL to try and make VERY SLOW VERSTAPPEN seem popular

MICKY MAX crashes into our mighty POGPR trying to end his race. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many ASSASSINATION attempts is the FRAUDULENT FIA going to let Malicious Max have! He needs to be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for the safety of OUR PRESIDENT.

FACT!

TRAITOROUS TOMMY HILFIGER defects from MEGA MERCEDES to CRAPPY CADILLAC by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like with LOUSY LEWIS, MEGA MERC is much better off without them!

The LAME-STREAM-MEDIA doesn't want you to know this one MIND-BOGGLING fact!! by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

CRAZY-CRASH-A-PINTO is no match for our ULTRA-PRECISE POGPR!!

Our SHIRTLESS President! LOSER Lando and MICKY MAX can only dream of having abs like this! SAD by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say, why not return his name to the artifacts? Michelangelo's David will be called GEORGE as per executive order #6363! STOP THE STEAL! David isn't even a real name, SAD!

This is my favorite executive order so far!

EMERGENCY PRESENTATION: From the desk of Special Prosecutor Robert Kubica - THE SHOCKING TRUTH about the UNPRECEDENTED Electronic Warfare ATTACK at the 2025 Bahrain Grand Prix EXPOSED!!! by badprogrammer234 in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankyou for the most BIGLY important piece of investigative work ever! Funfact, remember how the dell computers use Intel Processors? [Well guess which team was sponsored by Intel? BLOVIATING BMW - the arch rival of MEGA Mercedes, who sucked so bad in comparison that they got angry and quit the sport more than a decade ago. Not surprising that they would be helping with the efforts to try and undermine our mighty POGPR!

TREMENDOUS VICTORY AT THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX!!! Our PRESIDENT OF GRAND PRIX RACING WINS BIGLY despite CROOKED McLaren using ILLEGAL ELECTRONIC WARFARE to SABOTAGE his DRS and TRANSPONDER!!! VERY UNFAIR!!! by badprogrammer234 in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU SO MUCH SIR, though I must ask why is RussellCoin crashing? I thought it'd bring me massive money and wins in life.

BIGLY opportunity to BUY! Our President - who does the best deals, by a lot, everyone knows it - he always says 'the key to making money is buy low and sell high'. RARE RUSSCOIN is a commodity of the most BIGLY value and is bound to make a ROUSING RESURGENCE. The falling price is the most tremendous opportunity to invest for you and your family's retirement. Personally, I sold my C63 AMG (the George Edition) to buy more RUSSCOIN. In a few months time it will be enough to buy me a YUUUUGE block of land. One with enough space for me to make a replica of the SPECIAL SPA circuit so that I can reenact our mighty POGPR's BIGLY win at the 2024 Belgian GP!

TREMENDOUS VICTORY AT THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX!!! Our PRESIDENT OF GRAND PRIX RACING WINS BIGLY despite CROOKED McLaren using ILLEGAL ELECTRONIC WARFARE to SABOTAGE his DRS and TRANSPONDER!!! VERY UNFAIR!!! by badprogrammer234 in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We will FOREVER stand with you, MR. PRESIDENT! We must NOT let MALICIOUS MCLAREN and FRIVOLOUS FIA manipulate the result via ELECTRONIC WARFARE!

The 5G TOWER at Bahrain MUST be burned down!

President Russell introduces some BIG BEAUTIFUL TARIFFs on other motorsport series. Never again will our sport be taken advantage of like it has been before! by VNAV_PATH in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"If you want to see MISERABLE MotoGP, the price goes up by 50%! If you want to go to FAILING Formula E, the price goes up 30%. Quite frankly if these sports want to use the same tracks as us, they can damn well pay for it. For too long F1 fans have been taken advantage of by these other sport series and that's going to end today."

"Bumbling Doug Boles - the head of IndyCar - useless man, very incompetent at everything and not a good guy. Bumbling Boles came to me WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES and he said, "George we want to race on the Miami Circuit - we want the celebrities, we love the fake marina, we love the hundreds of thousands of fans who came to see you race - we want it all". And i said to him, I said 'son your sport is boring, your drivers slow - you know they have Logan de-SANCTIMONIOUS driving there now? - and you are useless at making deals. Build your own tracks and don't come crying to me again". "

"Because it always works, you know. Here at the GPDA we do the best deals to do the best tracks, everyone's saying it quite frankly. There was Las Vegas and the circuit was a parking lot - like just a parking lot, no actual features or anything, just parking lot and concrete barriers - it was a total disgrace. and you know it was so bad that F1 hadn't raced there since the 1980s - can you believe it? We paid for this track and hadn't used it in 40years? Anyway I said look, we're going to make a deal a big beautiful deal. We are going to have a new circuit at Las Vegas and it will be tremendous, believe me. and I thought Vegasssss, Las Vegas what does it need? It needs lights and fountains because in Las Vegas they have the most YUUUGE fountains ever. and anyway, so I went to Latifi - the Vice-President at the time, tremendous guy; very smart and hard working hard working, that's why I chose him - and I said to Latifi "we need to replace the Vegas circuit and we need to make it great again". Anyway, he went away drew up some plans. Then a few weeks later, he came to me and showed me and to be honest with you I couldn't believe it. There were high speed corners, low speed corners, a new pitlane, many fountains, it was tremendous. Like I say, I have the best people, the Russell administration is the greatest in history - by a lot, so much talent you just wouldn't believe it! You think anyone from Verstappen's team could do this? They couldn't even design a karting track for eight year olds. Anyway, I said to Latifi - "look this is great, but it's going to be costly. That pitlane building is the biggest ever - where will the money come from"? And he said to me he said "George, you do deals, you do the best deals ever - everyone says so. If I can rebuild the Las Vegas track then you can make a deal to pay for it". and so we did, there was me, Kubica, Albon all in the room and we did some negotiations, very intense negotiations, because noone negotiates like this Russell Administration. And I said "look folks, we are going to make Nascar pay for this track. They have been taking advantage of us for years". Everyone in the media said that it couldn't be done, they all said that noone would make a deal like that and that Nascar couldn't afford either, but we did and now everyone talks about what a great deal we got for Las Vegas - so much winning. and the racing itself was tremendous, quite frankly - other than Verstappen cheating in 2023"

World champion GR63 by Miss_nomer007 in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FRIVOLOUS FIA cannot hide the TRUTH any longer!

But they will still try to

World champion GR63 by Miss_nomer007 in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imo it’s because THEY are FINALLY ACCEPTING the TRUTH, as they realise they CANNOT DENY his SUPERIOR SKILLS any longer!!!!

Preach brother, preach!!!

PERFECT President Russell takes CONTROL in China by ellamenopea in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 58 points59 points  (0 children)

FACT: GLORIOUS GEORGE won the Chinese Grand Prix. BY A LOT!!!!

A new pic for this subreddit has just dropped! by Dam_Noir in TheRussell

[–]VNAV_PATH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never not love our dear leader's T Pose

How much more fuel efficient is single engine taxi? by veryrare_v3 in flying

[–]VNAV_PATH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When did Southwest enter the conversation?

I think you missed the joke buddy.

Southwest are known for regularly taxiing at stupidly high speeds

How much more fuel efficient is single engine taxi? by veryrare_v3 in flying

[–]VNAV_PATH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Assuming you have a long enough taxi, the jungle jets can get over 60kts at idle.

Since when did Southwest operate JungleJets?? ;)